Breaking news: A truck full of toilet bowls has been stolen from the factory carpark...

Police say they have nothing to go on

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👤︎ u/septeloid
📅︎ Aug 18 2017
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Who can drink two litres of petrol?

Jerry can!

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👤︎ u/mr-do-do
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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What do you get if you cross a fish with a boat

A carpark

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📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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A satisfactory dad-joke.

At the shopping centre with the family, driving around the carpark looking for a space.

Me: How about that one?

The wife: Yeah, that ones satisfactory.

Me: That's where they make satises.

The joke, going over the wife's head: Whooosh!

The wife: What??

Me: Satises. At a satis factory.

Cue groaning.

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👤︎ u/-rabid-
📅︎ Dec 14 2014
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