So I turned it into wine.
...it's a parking little
He got out of the car and started waving his hands above his head! He kept yelling "I'm not Happy, I'm not Happy!"
So, I got out and yelled back, "Well, which one are you!?"
I fell into a Tacoma
As I placed my hand on the fence I told my kids "I'd be shocked if this is on!"
We have a lot in common
They get shady...
That's a lot!
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
It's a tempted murder.
So people won’t have troubleshooting.
Our friend in the back seat was a dad for a short while. All I heard her say was "I guess only half of the car is backing up."
I'm so proud of her.
If you ask me, that's really fowl behavior.
So I just met a master jokester. The setting:
I came out of work across the parking lot and a car comes at me. So I cross and I hear him go, 'youre walking too fast for this place' it's a 55+ community. So I walk over to talk to him and he goes 'what are you doin here your awfully young to be here'
me: yeaah, I'm 10 years to young. I'm the new chef for your clubhouse'
Him: 'youll be cooking for old men'
Me: 'its a challenge'
Him: 'well I don't want to keep you
Me: 'im just picking my dad up from physical therapy'
Him deadpan, 'well you might not want to do that'
Me: why?!
Him dead serious: well, because he's got to be heavy
Me: ... I can't believe I just got grandpop joked
Him: you better believe it
The only way I could get out of my car was through the sunroof.
I guess there were malfunctioning mall functions.
It got toed.
Car pool!
On the way to the store he points and laughs.
"Ha! That's illegal"
I look where he points and it is a Pontiac Torrent...
I guess the church is a good place to turn yourself around.
Me: I wish you'd made a comment on that camo truck, so I could say "What truck?"
Mom: Sorry, I didn't even see it!
My dad was a math teacher and thinks he's Seinfeld.
I responded with "thanks for bucking up, but I don't think I will have to worry about it doe."
my dad and I watched a girl in a banana costume run by the car and out off the lot. My dad quickly says, "I guess she had to peel."
"SHIT!" ....patiently waits for someone in my family to see the bird poop he is staring at while my mom is freaking out about a possible dent.
"Hey amnesiajune, where did we park?"
"Uhh... 2A or 2B"
"2B or not 2B... Thats the question!"
My local zoo has a Christmas Lights night for members. My wife and I just took our daughter, and while we were leaving, a couple pulled up next to us. The woman got out of the car, and I said, "be careful, it's a zoo in there."
Neither of the people in the couple appreciated it. I snickered the whole way home.
"Wow, where do you think all those kids come from?"
"Their homes."
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
