Crime in multi storey car parks.

Wrong on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beej2000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park

There's a spaceman .............

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crybaby4444
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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My daughter, 8, asked me what happens to frogs who illegally park their cars.

"I don't know," I said.

With a gleam in her eye, she squealed "They get toad!!"

Dad win there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eagle_shadow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Park rangers told us not to leave any wrappers inside the car because bears might break in...

Bears must really like Hip-Hop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ldchcld
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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How come 11 ants couldn’t park their cars at their ant hill?

Because parking is for ten ants only!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realrhema
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to rent a space together to park our cars.

We have....a lot in common.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.

It's called Parking Son's disease.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unlucky_genius
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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I'm like a car trying to park

Because I've been through a lot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fabled_Bear
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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To all the hardworking men who park our cars on February 14 instead of being with their girlfriends...

Happy Valetntine’s day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Sign at the entrance to the car park of our local Lidl (discount supermarket)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/euanwmcgill
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Its a car park but ok
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glowstick2019
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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My 7 y.o daughter made this one: "Where do dogs park their cars?"

"At a barking lot"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/globalklaus
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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I am able to park my car at weird angles.

This ability is unparalleled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I never park my car in the shade due to a little known medical condition.

Park in sun disease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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Where do pigs park cars?

A porking lot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Omni_87
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Where do British fish park their cars?

At the carp park of course!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Chinese man committing crime in a multi story car park...

It’s Wong on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tedt93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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I am very, very skilled at parking. I could probably park a car in any spot you think wouldn't be possible.

One could say I'm a hardcore parker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PooterContributor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Where does 21 Savage park his car?

A Lot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sasquatchent
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Two mechanics were making small talk about what happens when an engine is running but the car is in park.

You know, just some idle banter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laymans_Terms19
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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So my dad was trying to park his car, but he just couldn't do it. I asked him what was he doing.

He replied: Parkinson

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Taking a car load of kids to amusement park today. One kid screams "Please tell me that's Knott's Berry Farm." ...

I reply, "It's Knott."

Kids in unison "Awww."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papa-Dam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2016
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Hey Dad, where did you park the car?

Outside. They wouldn't let me bring it in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/betchcakes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2013
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Crime on multi storey car parks.

Wrong on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeneralHornbill
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Where do dogs park their cars?

The barking lot.

I'm not sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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The park ranger told us not to leave any wrappers inside the car because bears might break in.

Bears must really like Hip-Hop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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When I reach home, my youngest son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it while making car sounds. His cute antics always make me forget that he is suffering from a rare disease.

It is called Parking Son's disease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Have you heard about crime in multi story car parks?

It's on so many levels!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Te_Waapu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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where do pigs park there cars

a porking lot

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2012
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