Why do type-A personalities like to camp?
They are already in-tents.
A hole was discovered in the fence around the nudist camp.
Authorities are looking into it.
Did you hear about the summer camp for aspiring models? They’re hiring counselors for next year, but it’s not for everyone.
The camp goers are pretty intense.
What do you call it when you accidentally miss the exit for your camp ground?
What do you call a summer camp that helps people with ADHD?
A concentration camp.
I'll see myself out.
For when you need to camp in a hurry
You can't run at a camp site.
You can only ran, because it's past tents.
Chinese are building all sorts of new educational camps with invigorating physical exercise for Uigher citizens.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an ideology.
What labor camps do zombies go to?
I decided to send my son to a camp to help with his ADHD
They call it a concentration camp
My girlfriend and I broke up at summer camp. We got into an argument over which canoe to get take.
She got in one and I the other. Then we just drifted apart.
My daughter just came home from camp with food poisoning...
... I guess you could call her a Hurl Scout.
Did you hear about the storms that hit the boy scouts at camp last night ?
At a nudist camp a couple were sitting discussing politics.
The lady asked "have you read Marx?"
"Yes" the man replied, "I think they're from the wicker chairs."
I want to write a screenplay about a Hollywood director who camps out in the wilderness until the pandemic passes.
His name is Tentin’ Quarantino.
What is it called when someone rents a camp from the Boy Scouts for half a week?
I went to get tornado insurance for my camp site, but the bank refused.
They said, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”
I remember the most humiliating time at camp...
I was wearing overalls and, in my sleep, had relieved myself...
It was an overall crappy experience.
When I was on Naked and Afraid, I went out gathering food. I was able to find 2 small slugs to bring back to camp...
It was slimy pickings for dinner that evening.
Wife: I'm having second thoughts about booking a week long stay at the teepee camp
Me: No, you're just having a reservation reservation reservation
What did the extremists do at summer camp?
Inmates seem happiest when sleeping in canvas camp shelters...
They're con-tented at least.
A storm came in as we are on the camp site
I went to army boot camp and I got in trouble for skipping camouflage training
The instructor said he'd never even seen me in the classroom.
My father and I were setting up camp. As we were setting up, he said he had to take a dump and that while he does that, I need to finish tying up the tent. I asked “really?”. To which he replied:
I found a T Shirt from the Respiratory Health summer camp my Mom went to from 25+ years ago..
What does 1 and 0 do at a camp?
My daughter is trying to light a fire at camp and it just WOULDN'T light. Turn to her and tell her it's because the firewood is bad. "How can you Tell" she asks..
Because the wood is naughty.
My parents sent me to mime camp one summer.
I still can't talk about it.
I donated a camp chair to the orchestra instrument drive.
I heard every symphony has a first chair.
Which summer camp do Melons go to?
The John Cougar Mellencamp
There were a couple of miners make their way to SF. They set up camp for the night underneath a giant half dome. One of the miners was going to make coffee. He ask if anyone else wanted something to drink
Someone yelled back from the other side of camp. “YO SEND ME TEA.!”
You can't run through a camp site.
You can only ran, because it's past tents.
You can only ran through a camp site...
since it is past tents...
I tried to get insurance for my camp site, but the company refused.
They said, “If your tent gets destroyed, you won’t be covered.”
You can't run through a camp site.
You can only ran, because it's past tents.
You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran.
I tried to buy tornado insurance for my camp site, but the company refused.
They said, “If your tents get blown over, you won’t be covered.”
You can't run through a camp site...
You can only ran, cause it's past tents
You can't run through a camp site.
You can only ran, because its past tents.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
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