A list of puns related to "Camping"
Tent in Quarantino
It's fucking in tents.
Because it was in tents...
"Then youβll have a match."
They were pretty in tents.
Itβs just two in tents.
...I think they prefer speaking in future tents
But I gotta say it gets in-tents.
Hands down camping. It was so in tents.
Shit was intense.
It was pretty intents
It was quiet in tents.
It's for all in tents and porpoises
She looked up at the stars and said to me, "It's amazing to think how small we really are in the Universe, what do you think my love?
I told her that I think someone has stolen our tent!
Itβs always so in tents
For all in tents and porpoises, the rain didnβt bother them much.
It was in tents.
Four, all in tents and porpoises.
... It certainly was an in tents period.
SUPPLIES!
It's Fucking intents
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
But I can't tell it as its two intense (in tents)....
It's intense tense in tents
Speak now or forever hold your pee
Holmes noticed that Watson was looking a bit sick for a few days.
"What's wrong, Watson?", he asked. "You seem a bit down."
"Nothing, Holmes. Just having some stomach problems." Watson said. "Constipation, you know. I've suffered for a while."
"Constipation? So you have trouble answering the, ahem, nature's call?" Holmes asked.
"No shit, Sherlock."
...Because itβs in tents.
Needing to refill on water, they approached a pristine mountain stream. "Surely we don't need to boil THIS water. It's so clear!" they thought. They all got sick.
Never judge a brook by its color.
Cuz It's fucking intents
Sheβs not going to divorce me, but she was fuming.
He said, βI hate to be the bear of bad news.β
βWe hope the new rule will help, for all in tents and porpoises.β
It was in tents!
So, to all in tents and porpoises, it's free!
There must be some wild hogs in the area
The days were incredible, but the nights were in tents
I just call it a Rowbot.
I call it "Tentin' Quarantino".
She asked: "Which paddle should I take? The short wooden one, the long metal one?
I replied: "Doesn't matter, its either-oar situation"
It was in tents
It was two in tents.
It was in tents.
Because it's in-tents!
It was in tents.
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