The cast from Pulp Fiction tested positive with Covid after going camping together:

Tent in Quarantino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OiTheRolk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Sex when you're camping is the ultimate rush.

It's fucking in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tawdry-eloquence
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Why was the camping trip so stressful?

Because it was in tents...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plandoubt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."

"Then you’ll have a match."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Did you hear about the supermodels on a camping trip?

They were pretty in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theclashwasright
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I can’t handle going camping with my friend anymore...

It’s just two in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vyvyanovich
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Went camping with a time traveler but they were silent the whole time...

...I think they prefer speaking in future tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/humanbeingahuman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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People say camping isn’t very hard

But I gotta say it gets in-tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rippstar7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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People asked me what my most thrilling adventure trip was last year ... heli-skiing, skydiving, or camping...

Hands down camping. It was so in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enganere
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Did you hear about the porter potty camping trip?

Shit was intense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrgonz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Had my first camping experience last week

It was pretty intents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pax_flash
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Recently went camping with my deaf cousin.

It was quiet in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatRawDough
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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There's a benefit concert for dolphin conservation at the camping grounds

It's for all in tents and porpoises

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s7evenofspades
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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My wife and I went camping...

She looked up at the stars and said to me, "It's amazing to think how small we really are in the Universe, what do you think my love?

I told her that I think someone has stolen our tent!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I hate camping

It’s always so in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VisibleEntry4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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A group went camping by the seaside when it started to rain

For all in tents and porpoises, the rain didn’t bother them much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thevectorvictor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I had the craziest camping experience last night.

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSoSasquatchy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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A daddy minnow, a mommy minnow, and two baby minnows went camping...

Four, all in tents and porpoises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Be careful when you book your family camping trips; my wife was menstruating last time, and she couldn't enjoy herself at all...

... It certainly was an in tents period.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I took my son camping the other day. As we prepared I hid in his luggage and when he came over I jumped out and screamed

SUPPLIES!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diceblue
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Ever had sex while camping?

It's Fucking intents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/felinebarbecue
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. ..

After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.

"And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I've got a joke about a couple going camping

But I can't tell it as its two intense (in tents)....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbylake71
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.

It's intense tense in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harshamfk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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A couple of weeks ago my dad was taking us on a camping trip preceeded by a two hour drive, so a minute before we were going to leave the house he sat me and my brother down and told us:

Speak now or forever hold your pee

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Watson and Holmes go out camping.

Holmes noticed that Watson was looking a bit sick for a few days.

"What's wrong, Watson?", he asked. "You seem a bit down."

"Nothing, Holmes. Just having some stomach problems." Watson said. "Constipation, you know. I've suffered for a while."

"Constipation? So you have trouble answering the, ahem, nature's call?" Holmes asked.

"No shit, Sherlock."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ribdunge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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My girlfriend asked me what my favorite extreme hobby was, I replied camping...

...Because it’s in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicoquadcore
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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There was once a troop of boy scouts camping in the mountains

Needing to refill on water, they approached a pristine mountain stream. "Surely we don't need to boil THIS water. It's so clear!" they thought. They all got sick.

Never judge a brook by its color.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanmcook
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Why does it feel so good to screw on a camping trip?

Cuz It's fucking intents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rare_Breed721
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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I was messing around with my wife while we were camping and accidentally lit her hair on fire...

She’s not going to divorce me, but she was fuming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingmanEXE
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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I went camping and a grizzly approached me. I was terrified. I was about to run, but the grizzly stopped and said, β€œyou will die in 10 days.” I replied, β€œwho are you??”

He said, β€œI hate to be the bear of bad news.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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β€œDue to the rising number of dolphin attacks, we’ve had to outlaw any overnight camping on the beach.”

β€œWe hope the new rule will help, for all in tents and porpoises.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okaypuck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Just returned from my extreme camping trip.

It was in tents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mndaver24
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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There's a discount to get into our local aquarium, as long as you're camping, or dressed as a dolphin.

So, to all in tents and porpoises, it's free!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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We went camping and heard some motorcycles off in the distance

There must be some wild hogs in the area

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Capta1nR3dbeard
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Just got back from a camping trip with the family

The days were incredible, but the nights were in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesabermaniac
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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During a recent camping trip, my son rigged his drone to paddle his canoe for him. He called it the "DronePaddle3000".

I just call it a Rowbot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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I went camping in my backyard last night, bringing along my tablet to watch Pulp Fiction.

I call it "Tentin' Quarantino".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/altrefrain
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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We were camping near the lake and my wife wanted to go canoeing...

She asked: "Which paddle should I take? The short wooden one, the long metal one?

I replied: "Doesn't matter, its either-oar situation"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Did you hear about the competitive camping trip?

It was in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yubscriber420-69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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A couple went camping....

It was two in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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My family and I had a crazy camping trip...

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bradthemadcat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Why is camping such a rush?

Because it's in-tents!

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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I went camping once...

It was in tents.

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