You can never "run" through a camp ground.
You can only "ran" because it's past tents.
(Sorry if this has been posted before. I just joined this sub)
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︎ May 19 2021
We were discussing camp plans for the summer
Aunt 1: "I don't think one pack is enough."
Aunt 2: "But the pack at home has lasted us so long"
Aunt 1: "Let's just take two just in case"
Me: "pack of what?"
Aunt 1: "toilet paper"
Me: "that's what you're worried about??! I thought you're talking about food"
Uncle: "it's a serious tissue"
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︎ May 13 2021
At camp this year, I had to ring a small bell right at daybreak...
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Why do type-A personalities like to camp?
They are already in-tents.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
A hole was discovered in the fence around the nudist camp.
Authorities are looking into it.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
What do you call it when you accidentally miss the exit for your camp ground?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Did you hear about the summer camp for aspiring models? Theyβre hiring counselors for next year, but itβs not for everyone.
The camp goers are pretty intense.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
For when you need to camp in a hurry
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What do you call a summer camp that helps people with ADHD?
A concentration camp.
I'll see myself out.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Chinese are building all sorts of new educational camps with invigorating physical exercise for Uigher citizens.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an ideology.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
I decided to send my son to a camp to help with his ADHD
They call it a concentration camp
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︎ Aug 16 2020
What labor camps do zombies go to?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
My girlfriend and I broke up at summer camp. We got into an argument over which canoe to get take.
She got in one and I the other. Then we just drifted apart.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
My daughter just came home from camp with food poisoning...
... I guess you could call her a Hurl Scout.
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Did you hear about the storms that hit the boy scouts at camp last night ?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I want to write a screenplay about a Hollywood director who camps out in the wilderness until the pandemic passes.
His name is Tentinβ Quarantino.
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︎ May 01 2020
At a nudist camp a couple were sitting discussing politics.
The lady asked "have you read Marx?"
"Yes" the man replied, "I think they're from the wicker chairs."
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︎ Jun 03 2020
I tried to get insurance for my camp site, but the company refused.
They said, βIf your tent gets destroyed, you wonβt be covered.β
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︎ Apr 19 2018
What is it called when someone rents a camp from the Boy Scouts for half a week?
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︎ Jun 17 2020
I remember the most humiliating time at camp...
I was wearing overalls and, in my sleep, had relieved myself...
It was an overall crappy experience.
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︎ May 01 2020
When I was on Naked and Afraid, I went out gathering food. I was able to find 2 small slugs to bring back to camp...
It was slimy pickings for dinner that evening.
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︎ May 01 2020
Wife: I'm having second thoughts about booking a week long stay at the teepee camp
Me: No, you're just having a reservation reservation reservation
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︎ Nov 01 2019
What did the extremists do at summer camp?
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Inmates seem happiest when sleeping in canvas camp shelters...
They're con-tented at least.
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︎ Feb 27 2020
A storm came in as we are on the camp site
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︎ Feb 04 2020
My father and I were setting up camp. As we were setting up, he said he had to take a dump and that while he does that, I need to finish tying up the tent. I asked βreally?β. To which he replied:
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︎ Jun 23 2019
I went to army boot camp and I got in trouble for skipping camouflage training
The instructor said he'd never even seen me in the classroom.
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︎ Jan 02 2020
I found a T Shirt from the Respiratory Health summer camp my Mom went to from 25+ years ago..
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︎ Apr 20 2019
What does 1 and 0 do at a camp?
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︎ Oct 06 2019
My parents sent me to mime camp one summer.
I still can't talk about it.
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︎ Aug 07 2018
My daughter is trying to light a fire at camp and it just WOULDN'T light. Turn to her and tell her it's because the firewood is bad. "How can you Tell" she asks..
Because the wood is naughty.
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︎ Jul 03 2019
You can never run through a camp site!
You can only ran...cause it's past tents
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Did you know you can only ran through a camp ground?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
You can't run through a camp site.
You can only ran, because it's past tents.
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︎ Mar 31 2021
You can't run at a camp site.
You can only ran, because it's past tents.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
You can't run through a camp site.
You can only ran, because it's past tents.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
You can only ran through a camp site...
since it is past tents...
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I went to get tornado insurance for my camp site, but the bank refused.
They said, βIf your tent gets blown away, you wonβt be covered.β
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︎ Jan 29 2020
You can't run through a camp site.
You can only ran, because it's past tents.
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︎ Jun 03 2019
I tried to buy tornado insurance for my camp site, but the company refused.
They said, βIf your tents get blown over, you wonβt be covered.β
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︎ Dec 24 2018
You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran.
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︎ Oct 12 2019
You can't run through a camp site...
You can only ran, cause it's past tents
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