A list of puns related to "Tent Camping"
I'm no longer covered.
I'm sorry it's bad
The stakes were too high.
Explanation: In tents = Intense
Scrambling, they look outside and see a bear, standing on its hind legs.
"Roar!" the bear growls.
They begin to run away into the woods, but the bear doesn't give chase. In fact, it's still standing there, looking at the tent.
"Roar!" the bear growls.
They stop and watch but it just keeps standing there. They inch closer, but no reaction.
"Roar!" the bear growls.
They summon up all their courage and approach to within inches. No reaction.
"Roar!" the bear growls.
"I think this bear might be broken," observes the son.
The dad nods. "I think that bear's repeating."
Just came up with this but has probably been said before.
You can only "ran" because it's past tents. (Sorry if this has been posted before. I just joined this sub)
“I shit, you knot.”
They get into a huge fight about the best way to start the camp fire.
The two sit in silence for a few moments, cold and frustrated
The dad promptly reaches into his backpack, grabs a pair of scissors and tears into the wall of their canvas shelter.
The son yells, "What the heck are you doing, you maniac?!!?!?"
The dad turns to him, looks him dead in the eyes, and says, "Just trying to cut the tent-son."
Hands down camping. It was so in tents.
Camping... It's in tents...
They said, “If your tent gets destroyed, you won’t be covered.”
Because camping is in tents.
A narcissis-stick?
Adult leader training with the boy scouts this weekend was a goldmine
RETIRED HUSBAND
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to WalMart. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the local WalMart:
Dear Mrs. Harris:
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.
We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store.
Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:
June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3.
August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.
September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme.
October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels.
October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed;
'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
Sitting on the couch watching The Bachelor with my gf (hate the show but I spend most of the time reddit-ing). She starts talking about how the guy makes out with so many different girls and goes "He even has sex with one of them when they go camping." I responded with "Wow that's fucking in-tents." So I might be sleeping on the couch tonight.
But I keep reminding them that camping is in-tents
It only costs 1p to get into the local aquarium, as long as you're camping, or dressed as a dolphin.
So, to all in tents and porpoises, it's free!
It coincides with my other passion, camping
Creating new things for when I'm in the woods has been the most exciting time of my life
It's sewing tents
"Yeah, camping here is a tents situation."
My dad pulled that one out this past weekend during a family camping trip.
Past tents!
Where will the verb stay when they camping on the moon? future tents!!
what did the verb get for their birthday? present tents....
Wife: I think those are just for intense campers.
Me: Is camping in tents not the same thing?
Wife: Go away.
Kids, you can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran, because it's past tents.
I told my dad a snow boarding story just as I finish he hits me with
"Wow, that sounds like camping!" I gave him an odd look
"In tents"
Took me a second but I groaned
"No," I replied, "I need to do something calmer. Camping is in tents."
While setting up the tent for a camping weekend with my 6 year old, he asks what I am doing. I say "I'm hammering in the stakes so the tent doesn't blow away"
With the biggest smirk I have ever seen on him, and lots of laughter, he replies with "I thought the steaks were for dinner tonight"
Very proud day.
My kids wanted to camp in the back yard. My wife set the tent up while I was at work and expected me to sleep outside with them. I had to work the next morning. My wife was going to camp with them instead.
For reference, I call my daughter my princess and me and my wife have a queen size bed.
Daughter:(trying to talk me into camping with them)If you don't sleep outside you won't get to snuggle with your princess! Me: it's ok, I'll have a queen all to myself. Wife:groan
Me: Remember that crazy storm we had when we were camping in tents.
Dad: Yeah it was in tents
Today at work-
Bob: The 49ers game was intense! Jerry: What about camping? Bob: Huh? Jerry: It was intense, In... tents?
Friggin Granddad Jerry
Mom: Hey hun, how was your camping trip with the boys?
Dad: It was in tents.
We were camping and setting up a tent thing to cover our food.
her: i wonder which way the rain will fall (meaning which side it'll hit)
me: ...uhh down?
her: ...wow
mom: go ahead and slap him
friend: That guy is pretty intense.
me: I went camping with some super models once. They were pretty in tents, too.
Me: You know, you should go camping more. It gets pretty crazy.
Him: What are you talking about?
Me: Dude, camping is in tents.
My wife and I bought our daughter two different tents for her birthday, which was yesterday. One is for camping and one is for indoor play. She asked, "Why two tents, Daddy?" I replied, ""Oh, work has me stressed out."
This one might only make sense to people from the UK, but from many camping trips as a kid...
Dad: Get out of there - you could get arrested for that!
Me: huh?
Dad: Loitering within tent
cue him rolling around laughing at his own joke
I wouldn't be covered.
You can only ran, it's past tents...
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