Boot camp!
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
He's not a happy camper.
I'm never as happy as when I'm con-tent
A ConTent
Kids are doing something intense.
I call it my Tentin' Quarantino.
Just call me Tentinβ Quarantino.
Itβs tearable.
Murder within tent.
The stakes were too high.
Itβs fucking in-tents
βI shit, you knot.β
Explanation: In tents = Intense
He decided,"Tonto,we're not in canvas anymore!"
Scrambling, they look outside and see a bear, standing on its hind legs.
"Roar!" the bear growls.
They begin to run away into the woods, but the bear doesn't give chase. In fact, it's still standing there, looking at the tent.
"Roar!" the bear growls.
They stop and watch but it just keeps standing there. They inch closer, but no reaction.
"Roar!" the bear growls.
They summon up all their courage and approach to within inches. No reaction.
"Roar!" the bear growls.
"I think this bear might be broken," observes the son.
The dad nods. "I think that bear's repeating."
T.P. teepee.
I wouldn't be covered.
Just came up with this but has probably been said before.
and i'm constantly surrounded by simple-tents.
The son looks annoyed, he says
βI bought myself this exact tent last year!β The dad replies
βThatβs in the past, and these are differentβ Confused the son asks
βHow are these different, theyβre the exact same tentβ The dad responds
βThese are present tentsβ
... Or when they're feeling peckish do they just hit up the Allahu Snackbar?
I said "Of course not honey, I was born in a hospital with automatic doors."
The insurance company had to break it to them that they were no longer covered.
Shouldn't you be a bit more a-tent-ive?
It was tough to pitch.
