I was out on a safari when i saw this big, fat, grey animal limping painfully toward a muddy pond. I asked the tour guide if it was injured...

He said, "No, it's just a hip-hurt-potamus"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pthelynese
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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I saw a big animal during the safari. I think it was an elephant

but what do rhino.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kartenhouse
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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