I saw a big animal during the safari. I think it was an elephant

but what do rhino.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kartenhouse
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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That safaris I need to go
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πŸ‘€︎ u/canyonstom
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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My local safari park is trying to pass off common Caribou as African Wildebeest...

Fake Gnus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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My friends said that while in safari in Africa, his family was attacked by a herd of oxlike antelopes.

That's gnus to me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Did you hear about the family that went on a safari, they saw a giraffe and a meerkat

That’s about the long and short of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seatheous
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I was on safari last year and spoke to a native African girl for hours

We just clicked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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I was on a safari in Africa when one of the tourists asked our guide, β€œIs it difficult to spot cheetahs?”

He said, β€œNo, they usually come that way.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Why shouldn’t you play board games on safari?

Because there are always cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyMuffinham
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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What do you call a lottery in the safari?

A Gir-raffle!

I’m not officially a dad till Oct 27 but I am one in the making!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHmm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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A lion is walking through the Safari...

He walks up to a zebra and says, "hey zebra, guess what? I'm a tiger." The zebra rolls it's eyes and the lion walks away. Next, the lion sees a giraffe and says, "hey giraffe, guess what? I'm a tiger." The giraffe scoffs and turns away. Finally, the lion walks up to a chimpanzee and says, "yo chimp, guess what? I'm a tiger..."

The chimp looks right back and the lion and says, "dude, will you quit lyin'..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajoltman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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What would you call a self-driving semi aquatic vehicle used for African Safari tours?

Hippopautonomous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gordoncrisp
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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What does Gordon Ramsay say when he hears a lion in a safari?

It's fucking roaaaaaaaar!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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My girlfriend and I were on a safari drive in South Africa...

Girlfriend: Oh, that's definitely an aardvark burrow in the termite mound.

Me: ...would you say it's an example of classic aardvarkitecture?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mullse01
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2015
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On safari in Africa when we see two warthogs going at it.

Father in law says, β€œlook, there’s some fucking pigs.”

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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Just went to a safari to see all the big cats.

They were just lion around.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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Taking a Tram Tour at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park while a Gran'dad

While taking the Tram Tour around the Africa enclosure at the Safari Park we passed a group of Wildebeest.

I turned to my wife and said "I don't remember this group of Wildebeest, they must be Gnu."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreddieFreelance
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2013
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The priest on a safari

One day a priest decided to go on a safari through Africa. He was having a good time until he saw a lion staring him in the face. The priest dropped to his knees and started praying, shouting "Oh lord, please save me from being eaten by this lion!" He opened his eyes to see the lion praying alongside him. The priest said "it's a miracle!" and the lion said "nope, I just always pray before a meal."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seadrake
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2013
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