What’s the favorite band of NASCAR drivers?

One Direction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kebabsalon
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NASCAR bans the confederate flag?

Finally a turn in the right direction.

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Why was Matthew Mcconaughey a failed nascar driver?

Because he’s alright alright alright

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rimmerj13
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A lot of people are shocked by the recent events in NASCAR

What is often characterized as a very conservative organization has taken a stance against racism. I'm not surprised at all though. To anyone who's been paying attention, from its very beginnings, NASCAR has always been veering to the left.

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Cars rip by at 200mph, so how fast do you have to be a NASCAR cameraman?

Reel quick

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Why are stories about Nascars so satisfying?

Because they always come full circle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickC-249
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I'd be a terrible NASCAR driver

because I'm always right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danda1f
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Why can't Matthew Mcconaughey drive in Nascar?

They always go left and he's alright, alright, alright.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphaleo00x
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Nascar pit crews have one very solid benefit

A good retirement plan.

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Nascar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonesC9087
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My former friend said he liked Formula 1 but not NASCAR

I just can't be friends with someone who's raceist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoconDavis
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NASCAR haters are racists
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLucksmith-
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Some people claim that NASCAR is a dumb and dying sport.

But those people are just racist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
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My friend told me he hated NASCAR

I told him,”Geez, I didn’t know you were racist.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlienLechuga
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I did some research to find out that NASCAR is a distant cousin of Formula One.

I’m just trying to improve race relations.

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Why do NASCAR drivers struggle with Tinder?

They only know how to swipe left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
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If you don’t like nascar...

...you’re a racist.

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I guess there have been safety concerns regarding NASCAR's track designs; specifically with the turns. In an attempt to address them, the courses were reversed.

They're all right now.

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Why do cows make the best nascar drivers?

They were born to steer.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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Making sense of NASCAR

Friend: How can you watch nascar when they only make left turns all the time.

Dad: If they went straight they'd never come back!

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How many nascar drivers does it to screw in a light bulb?

None. They only make left turns.

Edit: ...does it *take to screw in a lightbulb

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My dad and mom had this exchange today while watching a NASCAR event. I might have two dads.

Dad: "The Cottonelle driver's career must be in the toilet."

Cottonelle driver gets in wreck several minutes later.

Mom almost instantly: "They had better wipe up that mess."

These two were clearly made for each other.

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My dad asking about Nascar

Dad: So which way do the cars go around the track in Nascar?

Me: I'm pretty sure they go counter-clockwise.

Dad: Yea, in the North Hemisphere, they go clockwise south of the equator, right?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tenor3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2013
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dadjoked a NASCAR dad

NASCAR was on in the restaurant I was in and there was a big crash and said so out loud and other people looked up to see.

A dad beside me looked up and said "That's the Kentucky Derby!" to his family who all chuckled.

I said "I think this race has a few more horses in it." and they all laughed harder.

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Why was Matthew McConaughey so bad at Nascar?

He turned alright alright alright

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