Kfc Chicken Puns

I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose I’ll take the right side.

Cashier: “sir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.”

To see a chicken strip.

Chicken Kernels

It wanted to beat the crowd.

1 GB.

1. A five gallon bucket
2. A wooden bucket
3. A plastic beach bucket
4. A mop bucket
5. A KFC chicken bucket
6. A bucket seat in my car.

My brother texted our family group chat with a photo of a KFC in the background and a chicken in the foreground. There was some writing about "walking through the valley of shadow and death etc"

My dad replies "that's a-boc-alyptic"

I work at KFC as a cashier and mid dinner rush last night a man came through drive through and so I asked how he wanted his chicken done as in Original, Crispy, Grilled, or Boneless. So in response to "how do you want your chicken?" he responded "Cooked of course!" and then I imagine him trying to high five whoever else was in the car with him

He wanted to see a chicken strip