Dr Pepper Soda Puns

A list of puns related to "Dr Pepper Soda"

Went to the store to get eight cans of sprite...

When I got home, I realized I’d only picked seven up.

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👤︎ u/harlienx900
📅︎ Feb 19 2020
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What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A fizziscian

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👤︎ u/gunsmith123
📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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You know what happened to the guy who chugged 8 Pepsis at once?

...He burped 7 up

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👤︎ u/chungus_wungus
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He was lucky it was a soft drink.

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👤︎ u/Yea_I_Reddit
📅︎ Apr 01 2017
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Grocery Store Buff

I saw one of the employees at walmart set up his own work out bench made out of pallets and Soda Cases. He was Bench a few packs of Dr. Pepper, as I am seeing this the only thing I can think is, "Man that's Soda Pressing!"

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👤︎ u/Mr_J_Nice
📅︎ May 21 2015
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