Hot Pepper Puns

A list of puns related to "Hot Pepper"

How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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👤︎ u/hawkeye45_
📅︎ Apr 25 2021
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When most people see a Jalapeño pepper, they think it’s hot...

...when in reality, it’s actually a little chili.

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👤︎ u/Anonymouspapayaz
📅︎ May 12 2021
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My doctor says I should start eating hot peppers to boost my immune system.

He said they're full of Vitamin Spi-C!

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👤︎ u/-Masderus-
📅︎ Apr 27 2021
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My girlfriend and I were just touring the farmer’s market - she said one of the tables had some red hot chilli peppers, and asked if I wanted some.

I said, only if they’re givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away now.

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👤︎ u/ARCdotcom
📅︎ Mar 13 2021
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Nobody wanted to buy my Red Hot Chili Peppers cd.

I have to give it away now

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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Why was the television repair man called out to the Red Hot Chili Peppers hotel room?

Scart issue.

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👤︎ u/vulfneck
📅︎ Mar 03 2021
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There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.

It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.

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👤︎ u/BlessedBigIron
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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The bass player of Red Hot Chili Peppers opened a second hand store

They're calling it the Flea Market

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👤︎ u/TacticalAvocado222
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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I decided to try something new and get my wife a box of red hot chili peppers for Valentines

she told me "give it away, give it away, give it away NOW" !

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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What did the nosey hot pepper do?

He got jalapeño business!!!!

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👤︎ u/AMoleOfChickens
📅︎ Jun 20 2020
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Some people say that when a pepper is really small it's a sign that it is very hot...

...but, in reality, it's a little chili

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👤︎ u/vishnURS
📅︎ Jul 01 2019
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Friend: My mouth burned the whole time cause my dad made me eat this hot pepper in exchange for the show ticket. Wasn’t even a good show.

Me: You just really ate to see it

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👤︎ u/ThunderZ__
📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers fan cross the road?

To get to the Otherside

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👤︎ u/garboooge
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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How do you tell if a pepper is hot?

How do you tell a pepper is hot? You give it away, give it away, give it away now

Edit: its actually how do tell how heavy a pepper is

credit to my actual dad

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👤︎ u/Yaboygunther
📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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Dad Hot Chile Peppers

Mom: how were The Red Hot Chile Peppers?

Dad: did they give anything (it) away?

Dad: put that on Reddit

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👤︎ u/Moe_Joe21
📅︎ Jul 31 2016
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I'm going to crush and preserve some strawberries with the Red Hot Chili Peppers later on today...

We're having a jam session.

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👤︎ u/BeardFM
📅︎ Jul 29 2016
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What do you call a hot pepper with its seeds removed?

A hollow peño

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👤︎ u/TheKingoftheJuice
📅︎ Apr 01 2015
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Red hot chili peppers

In the car with dad listening to music when California by the red hot chili peppers comes on.

Dad: Who sings this?

Me: Red hot chili peppers

Dad: Well they sound a lot better than the spice girls.

Me: God dammit Dad.

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👤︎ u/edgixx
📅︎ Jan 04 2014
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How can you tell how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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👤︎ u/TKCZBW_
📅︎ Apr 15 2021
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Red hot chili pepper weight

How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it away a now.

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👤︎ u/spinnaker190
📅︎ Jan 22 2021
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How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.

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👤︎ u/DanOfAllTrades80
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now...

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👤︎ u/ScottyOfAus
📅︎ Jul 12 2020
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How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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👤︎ u/pprbckwrtr
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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👤︎ u/uhavethebiggay
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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How heavy is a red hot chili pepper

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

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👤︎ u/Justanaveragedad
📅︎ Jan 21 2020
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How do you measure how heavy a red, hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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👤︎ u/karmisson
📅︎ Oct 11 2019
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How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give a weigh, give it a weigh now...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Nov 15 2017
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How do you measure the mass of a Red Hot Chili Pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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👤︎ u/RzRshRp98
📅︎ Mar 21 2019
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How do you find put how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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👤︎ u/Thuanger
📅︎ Dec 27 2018
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How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

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👤︎ u/ElderHallow
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?

You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

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👤︎ u/221B_TARDIS
📅︎ Jan 26 2019
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How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give a weigh, give it a weigh now!!

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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How can you determine how heavy a single red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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👤︎ u/johnblu5
📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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What was a pepper doing when it was hot?

Just chillin.

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👤︎ u/Smaashy
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

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👤︎ u/Blake4Bama
📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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The Red Hot Chili Peppers really love Marie Kondo.

Because she helps them give it away, give it away, give it away now.

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👤︎ u/Gameronomist
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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What do you do to find out how heavy your red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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👤︎ u/bhoss06
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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How do you find out how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

You give it a weigh

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👤︎ u/TheEnglishRabbit
📅︎ Aug 18 2017
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