30 Hilarious Red Pepper Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

How can you tell how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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📅︎ Apr 15 2021

My girlfriend and I were just touring the farmer’s market - she said one of the tables had some red hot chilli peppers, and asked if I wanted some.

I said, only if they’re givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away now.

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👤︎ u/ARCdotcom

📅︎ Mar 13 2021

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Why was the television repair man called out to the Red Hot Chili Peppers hotel room?

Scart issue.

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👤︎ u/vulfneck

📅︎ Mar 03 2021

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Nobody wanted to buy my Red Hot Chili Peppers cd.

I have to give it away now

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum

📅︎ Dec 19 2020

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My 6yo holds a slice of red pepper up to my face and breaks it towards me. Me: “Ugh, what did you do that for. You got me all wet.”

“That was pepper spray.”

Got me!

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👤︎ u/gorescittmore

📅︎ Oct 02 2020

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The bass player of Red Hot Chili Peppers opened a second hand store

They're calling it the Flea Market

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👤︎ u/TacticalAvocado222

📅︎ Aug 08 2020

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I decided to try something new and get my wife a box of red hot chili peppers for Valentines

she told me "give it away, give it away, give it away NOW" !

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud

📅︎ Feb 13 2020

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How would you like your red pepper?

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👤︎ u/_Stamos

📅︎ Jan 26 2019

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers fan cross the road?

To get to the Otherside

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👤︎ u/garboooge

📅︎ Jun 16 2019

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I'm going to crush and preserve some strawberries with the Red Hot Chili Peppers later on today...

We're having a jam session.

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👤︎ u/BeardFM

📅︎ Jul 29 2016

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CSI Red Pepper

What do you call it when a chickpea smashes another to death?

Hummuscide.

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👤︎ u/UpgrayeDDoubleDose

📅︎ Mar 05 2015

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Red hot chili peppers

In the car with dad listening to music when California by the red hot chili peppers comes on.

Dad: Who sings this?

Me: Red hot chili peppers

Dad: Well they sound a lot better than the spice girls.

Me: God dammit Dad.

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👤︎ u/edgixx

📅︎ Jan 04 2014

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Red hot chili pepper weight

How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it away a now.

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👤︎ u/spinnaker190

📅︎ Jan 22 2021

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How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.

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👤︎ u/DanOfAllTrades80

📅︎ Mar 08 2020

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How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now...

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👤︎ u/ScottyOfAus

📅︎ Jul 12 2020

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How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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👤︎ u/uhavethebiggay

📅︎ Sep 23 2020

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How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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👤︎ u/pprbckwrtr

📅︎ Apr 21 2020

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How heavy is a red hot chili pepper

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

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👤︎ u/Justanaveragedad

📅︎ Jan 21 2020

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How do you measure how heavy a red, hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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👤︎ u/karmisson

📅︎ Oct 11 2019

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How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give a weigh, give it a weigh now...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Nov 15 2017

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How do you measure the mass of a Red Hot Chili Pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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👤︎ u/RzRshRp98

📅︎ Mar 21 2019

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How do you find put how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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👤︎ u/Thuanger

📅︎ Dec 27 2018

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How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

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👤︎ u/ElderHallow

📅︎ Oct 12 2019

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How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?

You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

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👤︎ u/221B_TARDIS

📅︎ Jan 26 2019

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How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give a weigh, give it a weigh now!!

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Oct 22 2018

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How can you determine how heavy a single red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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👤︎ u/johnblu5

📅︎ Feb 20 2019

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How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

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👤︎ u/Blake4Bama

📅︎ Feb 22 2019

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The Red Hot Chili Peppers really love Marie Kondo.

Because she helps them give it away, give it away, give it away now.

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👤︎ u/Gameronomist

📅︎ Feb 10 2019

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What do you do to find out how heavy your red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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👤︎ u/bhoss06

📅︎ Feb 25 2019

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How do you find out how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

You give it a weigh

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👤︎ u/TheEnglishRabbit

📅︎ Aug 18 2017

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