Rudolph the Red knows rain dear
My wife and I were woken up at 3am by loud banging on our door. I got up, opened the door and there was a drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain, asking for a push. "Are you insane man?!!? It's 3 in the morning!!" I screamed, slamming the door and stormed back to bed...
"Who was that?" asked my wife.
"Just some drunk asking for a push." I grumbled.
"Did you help him?" she asked.
"No, I did NOT! It's 3am and it's pouring rain!"
"Well, you've a short memory." she said. "Don't you remember three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself! Now get out there and help him!"
She had a point, and angrily, I got dressed and went out into the darkness, calling out, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes."
"Do you still need a push?"
"Yes please."
"Where are you?"
"Over here...on the swing."
I tried to bless the rains down in Africa...
It was a Toto failure.
🤦🏻♂️
I’ve got a device consisting of a circular canopy of pink fish on a folding metal frame supported by a central rod, used as protection against rain.
Now I have salmonella.
(I’m sorry, it’s a fishy joke)
What does a heavy rain cloud wear underneath?
What is a rain's favorite weapon?
Lazy Christmas morning, my wife is looking at the weather, says there will be periods of rain today.
I say, Damn! Do they make a pad for that?
Without a pause, she says: Depends
How does Santa know when it’s going to rain?
Because Rudolph the red knows rain, dear.
One Night a Viking named Rudolph the Red told his wife, It’s going to Rain...she asked how he knew...
Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear
(Yes, I stole this from another sub:))
What's the only country where it rains sheep?
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
Everyone steps in poodles.
They're only called gargoyles if they collect and spout rain water.
They should be called... gargles.
I Rain every morning 🏃♂️
A group went camping by the seaside when it started to rain
For all in tents and porpoises, the rain didn’t bother them much.
My son told me that when it rains it means God is crying.
I agreed with him and told him it was probably because of something he did.
What do you call a reindeer soaking in the rain?
My missus asked Siri. "Surely it's not going to rain today?"
Siri said "Yes it will rain, and don't call me Shirley".
I think she forgot to take her phone off Airplane mode.
How did the fire ant feel after the rain storm flooded his home?
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain
I hope this rain keeps up.
That way it won't come down.
What should you do when you are unsure whether it will rain or not ?
Well, carry an Ummm..brella .
After it rains in Candyland...
are there gummy worms all over the sidewalk?
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
Why don’t owls breed in the rain?
Because it’s too wet to woo.
The summer rains have finally arrived...
Couldn’t have come monsoon enough!
What happens when two rain drops fall in love?
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my own grown barley
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains
My son decided to eat dinner outside despite the pouring rain...
What trophy does rain, snow, and hail always win?
What did the freshly waxed car say to the rain?
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
What noise does Italian rain make?
Pizza patter pizza patter
My boss said that an outdoor concert was fine this fourth of July celebration despite the forecast f rain...
Just so I cover all the bassists.
Dogwalker took puppy out in the rain
Since moving to Seattle I'm starting to like the rain.
I think I've been rainwashed.
What do you call a baby owl in the rain?
I hear in Africa they tried an experiment where they blessed the rains
One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said "It's going to rain". His wife asked "how do you know?"
"Because rudolph the red knows rain, dear"
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
Well, I guess we’ll just have to make dew!
A famous viking of the red clan came home one day and told his wife it's gonna rain tomorrow. She asked him how he knows. He told her:
Rudolf the red knows rain, dear!
Rudolph The Red and his wife are out walking one day, Rudolph says, “It looks like rain.” His wife says, “You don’t know that.” To which he replies,
“Rudolph The Red knows rain, dear.”
I sure hope it doesn’t rain tonight on Halloween...
That will certainly dampen the spirits!
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