One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
Ouch I'm in alot of rain. What the hail. You little sleet. Sorry for raining on your parade I thought it would be snow problem. I'm going to sleet. What don't give me the cold shoulder. It's ice to see you. Water you doing. Fin
...he then took all the toilet paper from my bathroom and moved it to his.
I quickly ran outside to find my car windows were closed. He told me it was getting 'wet on the outside'.
What is the best activity on a rainy day? Why, cleaning out the downspouts, of course.
I guess that might be perceived as blatant guttural humor!!
Me: "He looks kind of distressed. I think he misses going outside."
Dad: "He must have a bad case of cat-in fever!" (Chuckles to self for the next several minutes)
It happened on a rainy day so one thing led to another and she ended up under my umbrella
Actually, never mind. I’ll just save it for a rainy day
I'll be putting that 20¢ in my rainy day fund.
I guess you could say I was saving it for a rainy day
