A man walks out in the purring rain...
And he thinks to himself: "Why is it raining cats?"
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︎ May 23 2021
Why don't ghosts like rain?
It dampens their spirits.
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︎ May 24 2021
What do you call a cat that comes in from the rain?
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︎ May 25 2021
What do you call the day after 2 days of constant rain?
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︎ May 08 2021
Why canโt it rain on Sunday
Cause then it would be rainday not Sunday.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
It could snow again tomorrow or just rain
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︎ Apr 20 2021
What do you call an Irishman you can leave outside all night in the rain?
Paddy O'Furniture!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
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︎ Mar 16 2021
What do you call a friend who will even go for a walk with you in the rain to listen to your worries?
A rainbro
(Recommended soundtrack for this joke: Bob Marley: Sun is shining. Youโll see why)
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Went out in rain this morning but got hit on the head with a car part.
It was raining Datsun Cogs.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
If the island of Maui gets too much more rain...
It'll become the Isn'tland of Maui.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Rudolph the Red knows rain dear
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︎ Jan 09 2021
A gambler visited rain forests every day and ended up getting penile cancer
I guess he was hitting the wrong sloths
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︎ Feb 18 2021
What I don't like about rain is its attitude...
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︎ Feb 19 2021
My wife and I were woken up at 3am by loud banging on our door. I got up, opened the door and there was a drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain, asking for a push. "Are you insane man?!!? It's 3 in the morning!!" I screamed, slamming the door and stormed back to bed...
"Who was that?" asked my wife.
"Just some drunk asking for a push." I grumbled.
"Did you help him?" she asked.
"No, I did NOT! It's 3am and it's pouring rain!"
"Well, you've a short memory." she said. "Don't you remember three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself! Now get out there and help him!"
She had a point, and angrily, I got dressed and went out into the darkness, calling out, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes."
"Do you still need a push?"
"Yes please."
"Where are you?"
"Over here...on the swing."
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︎ Jan 08 2021
I tried to bless the rains down in Africa...
It was a Toto failure.
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Iโve got a device consisting of a circular canopy of pink fish on a folding metal frame supported by a central rod, used as protection against rain.
Now I have salmonella.
(Iโm sorry, itโs a fishy joke)
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︎ Jan 21 2021
The sky looked a bit foreboding this morning, so I asked Siri "Surely it's not going to rain today?" Siri replied "It is, and don't call me Shirley."
I must have left my phone in Airplane mode.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
What does a heavy rain cloud wear underneath?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What is a rain's favorite weapon?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
How does Santa know when itโs going to rain?
Because Rudolph the red knows rain, dear.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
What's the only country where it rains sheep?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Lazy Christmas morning, my wife is looking at the weather, says there will be periods of rain today.
I say, Damn! Do they make a pad for that?
Without a pause, she says: Depends
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︎ Dec 25 2020
What do you call Donald Trump in the rain?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
Everyone steps in poodles.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I Rain every morning ๐โโ๏ธ
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︎ Oct 11 2020
One Night a Viking named Rudolph the Red told his wife, Itโs going to Rain...she asked how he knew...
Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear
(Yes, I stole this from another sub:))
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Chances of rain
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︎ Apr 25 2019
They're only called gargoyles if they collect and spout rain water.
They should be called... gargles.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
My son told me that when it rains it means God is crying.
I agreed with him and told him it was probably because of something he did.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
A group went camping by the seaside when it started to rain
For all in tents and porpoises, the rain didnโt bother them much.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What do you call a reindeer soaking in the rain?
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︎ Jul 31 2020
How did the fire ant feel after the rain storm flooded his home?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
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︎ May 05 2020
I hope this rain keeps up.
That way it won't come down.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Why donโt owls breed in the rain?
Because itโs too wet to woo.
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︎ Jun 03 2020
I drew a rain-deer
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︎ May 24 2020
What should you do when you are unsure whether it will rain or not ?
Well, carry an Ummm..brella .
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Why didnโt the light rain hit the target?
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︎ Jul 25 2020
After it rains in Candyland...
are there gummy worms all over the sidewalk?
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Rain or snow
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︎ Nov 14 2018
What happens when two rain drops fall in love?
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︎ Apr 20 2020
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my own grown barley
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains
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︎ Apr 07 2020
The summer rains have finally arrived...
Couldnโt have come monsoon enough!
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︎ Jul 20 2020
My son decided to eat dinner outside despite the pouring rain...
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︎ Jun 09 2020
A man walks out in the purring rain...
And he thinks to himself: "Why is it raining cats?"
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︎ May 23 2021
My missus asked Siri. "Surely it's not going to rain today?"
Siri said "Yes it will rain, and don't call me Shirley".
I think she forgot to take her phone off Airplane mode.
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︎ Oct 03 2019
I hear in Africa they tried an experiment where they blessed the rains
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︎ Jan 08 2020
One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said "It's going to rain". His wife asked "how do you know?"
"Because rudolph the red knows rain, dear"
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︎ Dec 08 2018
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