A local man was causing a disturbance in town because he stunk like fish.
He was reeking haddock on the neighborhood.
There was a disturbance at the local prison last night, and I saw a midget escaping...
As he was climbing over the wall, he sneered at me before dropping to the floor. I thought to myself "Well that's a little condescending".
COVID has me feeling really disturbed.
I am not Down with the Sickness
Where do fans of Disturbed prefer to vacation?
Wife (we both live in the US): I have to make sure my work phone is on do not disturb mode before bed so I don’t get email notifications from co-workers in our office in Europe.
Me: Sure, because when they send email, they don’t care if you’re up.
Did you hear the lead singer of disturbed isn’t going to self isolate?
He’s down with the sickness.
My wife keeps on having disturbed dreams, shouting things like “Hobbit!”, “Mordor!”, and “Gandalf!”...
Always Tolkien in her sleep...
Disturbed must be pretty upset right now.
Nobody’s down with the sickness.
My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.
The new "Joker" movie is rated R for Strong bloody violence, language, disturbing behavior and brief sexual images"..
I guess you could say that the "Joker" without an R is just a joke.
I had this disturbingly long dream that I was making a salad.
In a recent interview with David Draiman a reporter commented on his remarkable quarantine weight gain.
Disturbed's lead singer just laughed like a monkey and said he was "down with the thiccness."
On a post about the most disturbing things teachers confiscated off students
My local church decided to tear down their bell because it was too loud and disturbing citizens.
The construction workers won a No bell Peace prize.
I got kicked out of the Farmer’s Market today.
I was disturbing the peas.
Mike Tyson got very disturbed after binge watching “Breaking Bad”.
He said, “That was pretty methed up.”
People with subwoofers are disturbing.
I never disturb a bees hive....I don't like getting in others buzzness
What did Disturbed do after an explosion in their underwear drawer?
Got down with the sock mess
Yoda: why is five afraid of seven?
Because six, seven eight (think like yoda)
A dad disturbed a bee nest and started getting swarmed by the angry bees...
He BEErly made it out alive.
Doodle I drew in my spare time at work.
When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes
There’s a disturbance in the Norse
Why cant a nose be longer than 11 inches?
Because if it was it would be a foot
Cicadas sit in trees all day and scream.
But when I do it I’m “disturbing the peace” and “under arrest”
My phone plays every song except "Down with the Sickness"
I guess that's because it's in "Do not Disturb" mode.
Why did the corn want to become a Mortician?
It was interested in the ma-cob.
Maine has the highest rate of infidelity out of any state in the US
What a disturbing state of affairs
I totally understand those concerned moms talking about video games.
I mean, that epic music really is disturbing! So many sax and violins!
What did the Sign on the Baker’s Door Read when She Wanted to be Alone?
A wild brown rabbit recently became the world's first non-human creature to be charged with a crime and arrested.
Authorities claim he was found to be disturbing the peas.
These little birds started causing quite the ruckus
I tried quailing the disturbance with my shotgun, but I was just winging it. Better luck nest time.
What do you call hatred towards Sikh headwear?
My dad is an eye surgeon and he sent me this today.
'We had a very sweet patient today'
http://imgur.com/L9dcVEK
I called the police to remove some carrots from my fridge...
They were disturbing the peas.
My wife keeps on having disturbed dreams, shouting things like “Hobbit!”, “Mordor!”, and “Gandalf!”...
Always Tolkien in her sleep...
Oh no, the lead singer of Disturbed has Coronavirus
He’s DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
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