Threatening Puns

A list of puns related to "Threatening"

My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 15 2021
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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.

More on this after the break.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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Twitter has gone too far! Now they're banning Mario for threatening the President.

Evidently he found out that Trump was in Peach twice.

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👤︎ u/jodyleblanc
📅︎ Jan 15 2021
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Swarms of flying insects are threatening people all over the city.

The police have deployed all SWAT teams.

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👤︎ u/I_Am_Cha_Bu_Duo
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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My wife is always threatening to harm me if I keep stealing her kitchen utensils...

but that’s a wisk I’m willing to take.

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👤︎ u/DrStinkpinkyPhD
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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My wife is threatening to leave me because I’m addicted to wearing a new T-shirt every half an hour.

I said, “Wait! I can change!”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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What's the most threatening subreddit?

r/else

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👤︎ u/SpuddyMcSpudFace
📅︎ Jun 10 2019
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A pirate threatening to gouge another pirate: “Would you like to have a wood eye?

“Wood eye?”

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👤︎ u/TGus116
📅︎ Oct 01 2018
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The Sesame Street Gang is threatening to sue me...

I had to call my Berternie for legal help.

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👤︎ u/Vineares
📅︎ Feb 02 2017
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My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.

More on this after the break.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch that it might be me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.

More on this after the break.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a news anchor.

More on this after the break.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.

More on that after the break.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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My wife is threatening to kick me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a news anchor.

More on this after the break.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 01 2020
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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My wife is threatening to kick me out of the house because of my obsession with impersonating a news anchor...

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with wearing different clothes every half an hour.

I said, “Wait, I can change.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with goats.

Meh.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 30 2018
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