I like to play a game that helps sort out all the bull

it's called cowardice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drakens6
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2021
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I knew someone who collected watches. They'd link the watches all together into a sort of belt.

I thought it was a waist of time.

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The bus I took to school was driving on a new sort of fuel.

Apparently, it was driving on time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quinten1299
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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What sort of Birthday cake do ghost prefer?

I scream Cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomguy2322
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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I tried to sort out wtahtoebucrldazy into an actual sentence

Then I realized β€œthat would be crazy!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captbeauner
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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What sort of jewelry does Ronald McDonald wear?

A fast food restaurant chain of course!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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In Illinois, it's illegal to have legal possesion over fecal matter of any sort.

Can't have shit in Detroit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meini_Studios
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I'm here is Scotland and quarantine has me feeling all out of sorts...

And there is nothing worse for a Scot than being off kilter.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What sort of music did cave men listen to?

Hard Rock!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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It's like I'm some sort of Khartoum character.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband the following text...

β€œIf you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!!!” The husband, being a non-romantic sort, replied... β€œI am on the toilet. Please advise.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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[OC] You're a star... of sorts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beonebagge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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My wife said last night "You treat our marriage like it's some sort of game"

Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Chinese are building all sorts of new educational camps with invigorating physical exercise for Uigher citizens.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an ideology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urlordcov
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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What sorts of footwear do bakers wear?

Choux-es and loaf-ers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteadyingRuck
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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For my next performance I will sort out my checking account while on a high wire

It’s a balancing act

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What sort of animal wears sunglasses?

A solar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engineerwho_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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What sort of bees make milk?

Boobies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueBoy1515
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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If you felt a mouse, what sort of mouse would it be?

A feeled mouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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What sort of stereo equipment does Black Panther use?

He's a Bose man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cpome7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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There must be a typo in the "sort by" options.

I chose "new" but they're all reposts... should be "knew" instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/feckinBANANA
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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What sort of corn is sold at student unions?

Uni-corn!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maud_brijeulin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Ron: Harry, come quick! Dumbledore’s been in some sort of accident!

Harry: Oh my god! Was it serious?

Ron: No. it was Snape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitchinatr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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How do flat round throwing objects sort their opinional differences?

A Discussion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Assfrontation
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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I used to randomly sort resumes into 2 piles. One of the piles I'd throw out. The ones in the remaining were lucky enough to go to step 2.

I guess I wasn't much of a police detective.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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My friend asked me to sort his hair out for a reggae themed party

I’m dreading it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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I just stumbled on this subreddit, and I'd like explain why (from an outsider's perspective) this sort of thing is not my cup of tea.

It's because this is my cup of tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aspacecodyssey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2015
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hi people who sort by new, how is it there?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/faelk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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For those who sort by new
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Your_Uncle_Gubsy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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A man burst into a doctor's office and began asking all sorts of strange questions to the people waiting inside. When the doctor asked him to stop, he didn't. The doctor replied

You're really testing my patients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrionHunter66
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Found on a funny train sort of post (will link in comments)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spursjosh06
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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What sort of cocktail does an attorney drink?

SubpoeΓ±a coladas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saltycook
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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One turbine asked another, "what sort of music do you like?"

The other turbine replied, "I'm a big metal fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xyon_Peculiar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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TIL that sea-faring pirates were quite progressive in their labor practices, reserving a portion of their loot into an early sort of worker's comp, paying for peg-legs and hooks.

They weren't big fans of arrrbitration.

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What sort of money do need if you want to start your own landscaping business?

A hedge fund.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TOHSNBN
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2017
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[sort of re-post] Does anyone know how to charge milk...

Mine is stuck on 1%

I write dad jokes on the white board in my office break room. Yesterday I wrote this gem up, and got some interesting responses I thought you all might enjoy... (They had to be from a dad.)

β€’ try 2%... Twice the charge, not much more expensive

β€’ does whole milk come with a full charge?

β€’ does that mean skim milk's batteries are dead?

β€’ try cream top extra charged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bike619
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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So, I’m sort of obsessed with the moon

I guess you could say I’m a lunatic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarveliteFreak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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What sort of flowers grow on your face?

Tulips..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrRedneck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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I always sort by 'new'

Because if I sorted by 'old' I would just see sad pictures of me and my friends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ccococco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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What sort of gate is hygienic?

Colgate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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What sort of owl can you find in a kitchen?

A teat-owl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maud_brijeulin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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What’s brown and sort of sounds like a bell?

Dung.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyCaptain30
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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What sort of nuts get a lot of criticism?

Roasted ones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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If you fondle a mouse, what sort of mouse is it?

A feeled mouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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