I like to play a game that helps sort out all the bull
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I knew someone who collected watches. They'd link the watches all together into a sort of belt.
I thought it was a waist of time.
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︎ Jun 01 2021
The bus I took to school was driving on a new sort of fuel.
Apparently, it was driving on time
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︎ May 24 2021
What sort of Birthday cake do ghost prefer?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
I tried to sort out wtahtoebucrldazy into an actual sentence
Then I realized βthat would be crazy!β
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What sort of jewelry does Ronald McDonald wear?
A fast food restaurant chain of course!
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︎ Mar 24 2021
In Illinois, it's illegal to have legal possesion over fecal matter of any sort.
Can't have shit in Detroit.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
I'm here is Scotland and quarantine has me feeling all out of sorts...
And there is nothing worse for a Scot than being off kilter.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What sort of music did cave men listen to?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
It's like I'm some sort of Khartoum character.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband the following text...
βIf you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!!!β The husband, being a non-romantic sort, replied... βI am on the toilet. Please advise.β
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︎ Sep 03 2020
[OC] You're a star... of sorts
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︎ Jun 12 2020
My wife said last night "You treat our marriage like it's some sort of game"
Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Chinese are building all sorts of new educational camps with invigorating physical exercise for Uigher citizens.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an ideology.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
What sorts of footwear do bakers wear?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
For my next performance I will sort out my checking account while on a high wire
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︎ Jun 28 2020
What sort of animal wears sunglasses?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
What sort of bees make milk?
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︎ May 31 2020
If you felt a mouse, what sort of mouse would it be?
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︎ May 12 2020
What sort of stereo equipment does Black Panther use?
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︎ Feb 14 2020
There must be a typo in the "sort by" options.
I chose "new" but they're all reposts... should be "knew" instead
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︎ Feb 27 2020
What sort of corn is sold at student unions?
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︎ Mar 22 2020
Ron: Harry, come quick! Dumbledoreβs been in some sort of accident!
Harry: Oh my god! Was it serious?
Ron: No. it was Snape.
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︎ Feb 15 2020
How do flat round throwing objects sort their opinional differences?
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︎ Mar 23 2020
I used to randomly sort resumes into 2 piles. One of the piles I'd throw out. The ones in the remaining were lucky enough to go to step 2.
I guess I wasn't much of a police detective.
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︎ Dec 16 2019
My friend asked me to sort his hair out for a reggae themed party
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︎ Mar 05 2020
I just stumbled on this subreddit, and I'd like explain why (from an outsider's perspective) this sort of thing is not my cup of tea.
It's because this is my cup of tea.
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︎ Jan 30 2015
hi people who sort by new, how is it there?
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︎ Apr 03 2019
For those who sort by new
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︎ Jun 04 2019
A man burst into a doctor's office and began asking all sorts of strange questions to the people waiting inside. When the doctor asked him to stop, he didn't. The doctor replied
You're really testing my patients.
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︎ Apr 04 2019
Found on a funny train sort of post (will link in comments)
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︎ Jun 19 2019
What sort of cocktail does an attorney drink?
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︎ Jun 29 2019
One turbine asked another, "what sort of music do you like?"
The other turbine replied, "I'm a big metal fan."
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︎ Aug 10 2019
TIL that sea-faring pirates were quite progressive in their labor practices, reserving a portion of their loot into an early sort of worker's comp, paying for peg-legs and hooks.
They weren't big fans of arrrbitration.
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︎ Sep 02 2019
What sort of money do need if you want to start your own landscaping business?
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︎ Jun 13 2017
[sort of re-post] Does anyone know how to charge milk...
Mine is stuck on 1%
I write dad jokes on the white board in my office break room. Yesterday I wrote this gem up, and got some interesting responses I thought you all might enjoy... (They had to be from a dad.)
β’ try 2%... Twice the charge, not much more expensive
β’ does whole milk come with a full charge?
β’ does that mean skim milk's batteries are dead?
β’ try cream top extra charged
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︎ Jun 20 2019
So, Iβm sort of obsessed with the moon
I guess you could say Iβm a lunatic
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︎ Jul 02 2019
What sort of flowers grow on your face?
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︎ Jun 09 2018
I always sort by 'new'
Because if I sorted by 'old' I would just see sad pictures of me and my friends.
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︎ Nov 19 2018
What sort of gate is hygienic?
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︎ Jan 23 2019
What sort of owl can you find in a kitchen?
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︎ Mar 17 2019
Whatβs brown and sort of sounds like a bell?
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︎ Mar 24 2019
What sort of nuts get a lot of criticism?
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︎ Oct 26 2018
If you fondle a mouse, what sort of mouse is it?
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