What is the Sorting Hatβs favourite relationship advice?
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Only people sorting by new can see this gem. (Evil laugh)
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Redditβs sorting algorithm has a punny sense of humor
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︎ Feb 05 2019
Thanks for sorting by new
The guy who came up with MMA must have really gotten a kick out of boxing
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︎ May 01 2019
Doing a little light sorting
60 watt bulbs go heeere...
100 watt bulbs go over heeeeere...
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︎ Jul 04 2018
In Illinois, it's illegal to have legal possesion over fecal matter of any sort.
Can't have shit in Detroit.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
I'm here is Scotland and quarantine has me feeling all out of sorts...
And there is nothing worse for a Scot than being off kilter.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What sort of music did cave men listen to?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
It's like I'm some sort of Khartoum character.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband the following text...
βIf you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!!!β The husband, being a non-romantic sort, replied... βI am on the toilet. Please advise.β
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︎ Sep 03 2020
What sorts of footwear do bakers wear?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Puns arenβt the aphrodisiac I thought they were.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Bark the car
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Chinese are building all sorts of new educational camps with invigorating physical exercise for Uigher citizens.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an ideology.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
[OC] You're a star... of sorts
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︎ Jun 12 2020
My wife said last night "You treat our marriage like it's some sort of game"
Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance
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︎ Jun 16 2020
For my next performance I will sort out my checking account while on a high wire
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︎ Jun 28 2020
The perfect date
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︎ Oct 29 2020
If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
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︎ Aug 22 2020
What do you call a drive full of sorted data?
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︎ Aug 02 2020
What sort of animal wears sunglasses?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
What sort of bees make milk?
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︎ May 31 2020
I was very worried when they discovered Covid in ice cream and topping samples in China.
I instantly thought this could affect Hundreds & Thousands...
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︎ Jan 26 2021
If you felt a mouse, what sort of mouse would it be?
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︎ May 12 2020
The churches in Las Vegas
Did You Knowβ¦
In Las Vegas there are more Catholic Churches than casinos. Not surprisingly some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings. The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed In.
This is done by the chip monks.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What sort of stereo equipment does Black Panther use?
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︎ Feb 14 2020
There must be a typo in the "sort by" options.
I chose "new" but they're all reposts... should be "knew" instead
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︎ Feb 27 2020
Apparently you can't use "beefsoup" as a password.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
What sort of corn is sold at student unions?
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︎ Mar 22 2020
I need help solving a pun/riddle.
Context: I'm in a DnD campaign, for fifth edition.
So basically, one of my characters told a horrible pun to a planetar (Massive angel-like being) over Sending (A spell letting you communicate over long distances). "Whaddya call a celestial who likes to fish? An angel-er." and then he got asked to put his journal in the box that suddenly appeared behind hm, He complied, and when he got it back his name was gone from the first page of the book, and there was a golden box, that read "Tell me what I've pun, wizard" So I'm assuming he needs to answer in some sort of pun related to his name, Klaus Hallowmantle.
However, my brain is smoother than... I can't think of anything to compare it to all of a sudden. Oh well. Anyone who can help me with this?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
How do flat round throwing objects sort their opinional differences?
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︎ Mar 23 2020
Ron: Harry, come quick! Dumbledoreβs been in some sort of accident!
Harry: Oh my god! Was it serious?
Ron: No. it was Snape.
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︎ Feb 15 2020
I believe y is up
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︎ Jun 02 2020
My friend asked me to sort his hair out for a reggae themed party
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︎ Mar 05 2020
I used to randomly sort resumes into 2 piles. One of the piles I'd throw out. The ones in the remaining were lucky enough to go to step 2.
I guess I wasn't much of a police detective.
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︎ Dec 16 2019
I still dream about the time in my life when I used to sniff glue. It was many years ago now.
But that sort of thing stick in your mind.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Did you hear about the CEO of Vlasic?
He was kind of a big dill.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
For those who sort by new
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︎ Jun 04 2019
Itβs good music
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︎ Dec 31 2019
hi people who sort by new, how is it there?
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︎ Apr 03 2019
Found on a funny train sort of post (will link in comments)
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A man burst into a doctor's office and began asking all sorts of strange questions to the people waiting inside. When the doctor asked him to stop, he didn't. The doctor replied
You're really testing my patients.
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︎ Apr 04 2019
What sort of cocktail does an attorney drink?
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︎ Jun 29 2019
I just stumbled on this subreddit, and I'd like explain why (from an outsider's perspective) this sort of thing is not my cup of tea.
It's because this is my cup of tea.
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What people who sort by new are
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