Crypt Puns

A list of puns related to "Crypt"

I went into a crypt but couldn't recognize the bodies

I guess they were encrypted.

👍︎ 32
💬︎
👤︎ u/earned_potential
📅︎ Sep 28 2018
🚨︎ report
How did the crypt keeper store his files?

Encrypted

👍︎ 4
💬︎
👤︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
🚨︎ report
My mum suggested we had lunch in a cafe located in an old crypt...

My dad replied 'I don't think so, I wouldn't been seen dead there'.

This was followed by rolled eyes from my mum and I whilst my dad looked very pleased with himself.

👍︎ 11
💬︎
👤︎ u/Sebb187
📅︎ Jan 09 2014
🚨︎ report
The reason Superman can't defeat Dracula...

is because he can't go near the crypt tonight.

👍︎ 101
💬︎
👤︎ u/Mex5150
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
🚨︎ report
What gangs would a vampire join?

the bloods or the crypts

👍︎ 39
💬︎
👤︎ u/Emeraldninja_yt
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
🚨︎ report
Unfortunately, Superman won’t be able to fight Dracula this evening...

He won’t go near the crypt tonight.

👍︎ 195
💬︎
👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Mar 28 2020
🚨︎ report
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

👍︎ 3k
💬︎
👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Aug 17 2017
🚨︎ report
What is the most powerful gang in a cemetery?

The crypts.

👍︎ 8
💬︎
👤︎ u/JHNHYWRD
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
🚨︎ report
My dad was a policeman of few words. When he guarded an ancient Egyptian Christian burial chamber he was...

A cryptic cop in a Coptic crypt.

👍︎ 13
💬︎
👤︎ u/zu-den-sternen
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
🚨︎ report
What do modern day undead use for money?

Crypt-o-currency; Vampires specifically like bit-coin.

👍︎ 11
💬︎
👤︎ u/Jofax88
📅︎ Feb 11 2018
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.