Graveyards are so noisy...

I guess it's because of all the 'coffin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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My dad was driving, when we were passing by a graveyard he said:

-hey. Do you know that the poeple who lives in this city, arent allowed to be buried here?

-no. Why?

-because they are still alive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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What currency do graveyard groundskeepers trade with?

Crypt-toe currency.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samwyzh
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Why do they keep fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get it!

This is one my dad said literally every time we drove past the grave yard near my hometown.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BackgroundCow8631
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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A 2-seater plane crashed into a graveyard in Ireland...

So far they've recovered 46 bodies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Driving by every graveyard

Ooops no cell service; must be a dead zone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThamilandryLFY
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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The graveyard near my town is really crowded...

People are just dying to get in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NidalFlame
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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The graveyard looks overcrowded

People must be dying to get in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTrainWhoLied
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Why don't lions hunt in elephant graveyards?

So they don't become the haunted (hunted)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kekebolt12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Met a suspicious guy in a graveyard trying to give me a watch.

The fact a body was attached to it made it a dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dantr1x
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Dad, what does that graveyard-exhibit showcase?

Remains to be seen

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I've just seen a queue at the local graveyard..

For some reason, people are dying to get in there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mike_R0we_Wave
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Graveyards take up so much real estate, it’s crazy!

No worries, cemeteries are a dying industry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajanes88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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How many people are dead in that graveyard?

All of β€˜em, I hope!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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The graveyard has started to fill up

People are literally dying to get inside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cabthedino
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Why are graveyards the most popular place to go?

Because people are just dying to get there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jktornadoislam
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Graveyard

Did you know graveyards are the most popular place in the world?

People are just 'DYING' to get in there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuukieyLuuk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I started a graveyard for only my pals who are cremated...

If you wanna come there, you gotta urn my friendship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrKrabs7382
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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"Whenever we drive past a graveyard my dad says, 'Do you know why I can’t be buried there?' And we all say, 'Why not?' And he says, 'Because I’m not dead yet!'”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLazyMemers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Why do graveyards have gates around them?

Cause people are dying to get in!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JasonTheFinishee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Why are there fences on graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Graveyards have loads of security...

People are dying to get in!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolskiHussar548
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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This graveyard looks crowded

People must be dying to get in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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"This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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this graveyard looks overcrowded.

people must be dying to get in!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoctusMysteria
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Why do they put fences around graveyards?

People are dying to get in

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Why did they put fences around the graveyard?

People were dying to get in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NormallyWierd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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This Graveyard is overcrowded

people must be DYING to get in!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatogamer555
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brownboy_5
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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How many people do you think are dead in that graveyard?

All of them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingzking
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Why are there gates around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DapperWizard416
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cool-kid103
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Why are there fences around graveyards?

Cause people are dying to get in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cabgkid79
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Why is there always a big fence around graveyards?

People are dying to get in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hosenhoffen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Does anyone know why there are always fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bloodfangs09
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Why do graveyards have gates?

Because people are dying to get in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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This graveyard looks overcrowded...

People must be dying to get in there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Xx_Layan_xX_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Why are there walls around the graveyard?

Beause people are dying to get in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/christmassuks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause people are dying to get in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sparkle6912
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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The graveyard is so full these days

People must be dying to get in there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D1v1nE_reign
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Why is there fences around graveyards?

Because everyone is dying to get in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vVoyDd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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