Graveyards are so noisy...

I guess it's because of all the 'coffin'

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20 2021
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My dad was driving, when we were passing by a graveyard he said:

-hey. Do you know that the poeple who lives in this city, arent allowed to be buried here?

-no. Why?

-because they are still alive

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tadashi4
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14 2021
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What currency do graveyard groundskeepers trade with?

Crypt-toe currency.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Samwyzh
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17 2021
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Why do they keep fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get it!

This is one my dad said literally every time we drove past the grave yard near my hometown.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BackgroundCow8631
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05 2021
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A 2-seater plane crashed into a graveyard in Ireland...

So far they've recovered 46 bodies

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23 2021
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Driving by every graveyard

Ooops no cell service; must be a dead zone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThamilandryLFY
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08 2021
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The graveyard near my town is really crowded...

People are just dying to get in

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NidalFlame
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07 2021
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The graveyard looks overcrowded

People must be dying to get in

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheTrainWhoLied
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2021
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Why don't lions hunt in elephant graveyards?

So they don't become the haunted (hunted)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kekebolt12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01 2021
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Met a suspicious guy in a graveyard trying to give me a watch.

The fact a body was attached to it made it a dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dantr1x
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2020
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Dad, what does that graveyard-exhibit showcase?

Remains to be seen

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CanWeGetLongerUserna
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2020
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I've just seen a queue at the local graveyard..

For some reason, people are dying to get in there

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mike_R0we_Wave
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16 2020
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Graveyards take up so much real estate, it’s crazy!

No worries, cemeteries are a dying industry.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ajanes88
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24 2020
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How many people are dead in that graveyard?

All of β€˜em, I hope!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Browncoat-Tiefling
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02 2020
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The graveyard has started to fill up

People are literally dying to get inside

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cabthedino
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2020
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Why are graveyards the most popular place to go?

Because people are just dying to get there

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jktornadoislam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2019
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Graveyard

Did you know graveyards are the most popular place in the world?

People are just 'DYING' to get in there.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LuukieyLuuk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2019
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I started a graveyard for only my pals who are cremated...

If you wanna come there, you gotta urn my friendship.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2019
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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrKrabs7382
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15 2019
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"Whenever we drive past a graveyard my dad says, 'Do you know why I can’t be buried there?' And we all say, 'Why not?' And he says, 'Because I’m not dead yet!'”
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheLazyMemers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20 2019
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Why do graveyards have gates around them?

Cause people are dying to get in!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JasonTheFinishee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12 2021
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Why are there fences on graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24 2020
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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01 2020
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Graveyards have loads of security...

People are dying to get in!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PolskiHussar548
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2020
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This graveyard looks crowded

People must be dying to get in

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2020
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"This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2020
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this graveyard looks overcrowded.

people must be dying to get in!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NoctusMysteria
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09 2020
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Why do they put fences around graveyards?

People are dying to get in

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AdministrationOk9970
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2020
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Why did they put fences around the graveyard?

People were dying to get in.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NormallyWierd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07 2020
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This Graveyard is overcrowded

people must be DYING to get in!!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/potatogamer555
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17 2020
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in here.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brownboy_5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11 2020
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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2019
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How many people do you think are dead in that graveyard?

All of them

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kingzking
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20 2019
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Why are there gates around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DapperWizard416
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2020
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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cool-kid103
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06 2019
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Why are there fences around graveyards?

Cause people are dying to get in

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cabgkid79
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16 2019
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Why is there always a big fence around graveyards?

People are dying to get in.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hosenhoffen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04 2019
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Does anyone know why there are always fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bloodfangs09
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2019
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Why do graveyards have gates?

Because people are dying to get in.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22 2019
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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2019
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This graveyard looks overcrowded...

People must be dying to get in there.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_Xx_Layan_xX_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10 2019
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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16 2019
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Why are there walls around the graveyard?

Beause people are dying to get in

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/christmassuks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31 2019
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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause people are dying to get in.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sparkle6912
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11 2019
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The graveyard is so full these days

People must be dying to get in there

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/D1v1nE_reign
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23 2019
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Why is there fences around graveyards?

Because everyone is dying to get in

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vVoyDd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01 2019
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