Graveyards are so noisy...
I guess it's because of all the 'coffin'
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︎ May 20 2021
My dad was driving, when we were passing by a graveyard he said:
-hey. Do you know that the poeple who lives in this city, arent allowed to be buried here?
-no. Why?
-because they are still alive
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︎ May 14 2021
What currency do graveyard groundskeepers trade with?
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︎ May 17 2021
Why do they keep fences around graveyards?
Because people are dying to get it!
This is one my dad said literally every time we drove past the grave yard near my hometown.
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︎ May 05 2021
A 2-seater plane crashed into a graveyard in Ireland...
So far they've recovered 46 bodies
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Driving by every graveyard
Ooops no cell service; must be a dead zone
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︎ Mar 08 2021
The graveyard near my town is really crowded...
People are just dying to get in
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︎ Jan 07 2021
The graveyard looks overcrowded
People must be dying to get in
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Why don't lions hunt in elephant graveyards?
So they don't become the haunted (hunted)
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Met a suspicious guy in a graveyard trying to give me a watch.
The fact a body was attached to it made it a dead giveaway.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Dad, what does that graveyard-exhibit showcase?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I've just seen a queue at the local graveyard..
For some reason, people are dying to get in there
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Graveyards take up so much real estate, itβs crazy!
No worries, cemeteries are a dying industry.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
How many people are dead in that graveyard?
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︎ Jan 02 2020
The graveyard has started to fill up
People are literally dying to get inside
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︎ Jan 22 2020
Why are graveyards the most popular place to go?
Because people are just dying to get there
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Graveyard
Did you know graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
People are just 'DYING' to get in there.
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︎ Sep 23 2019
I started a graveyard for only my pals who are cremated...
If you wanna come there, you gotta urn my friendship.
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︎ Nov 28 2019
When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?
Yep, people are just dying to get in there!
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︎ Oct 15 2019
"Whenever we drive past a graveyard my dad says, 'Do you know why I canβt be buried there?' And we all say, 'Why not?' And he says, 'Because Iβm not dead yet!'β
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︎ Mar 20 2019
Why do graveyards have gates around them?
Cause people are dying to get in!
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Why are there fences on graveyards?
Because people are dying to get in.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Graveyards have loads of security...
People are dying to get in!
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︎ Dec 25 2020
This graveyard looks crowded
People must be dying to get in
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︎ Dec 03 2020
"This graveyard looks overcrowded.
People must be dying to get in."
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︎ Dec 02 2020
this graveyard looks overcrowded.
people must be dying to get in!
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︎ Aug 09 2020
Why do they put fences around graveyards?
People are dying to get in
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Why did they put fences around the graveyard?
People were dying to get in.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
This Graveyard is overcrowded
people must be DYING to get in!!!
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︎ Jul 17 2020
This graveyard looks overcrowded.
People must be dying to get in here.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
How many people do you think are dead in that graveyard?
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︎ Oct 20 2019
Why are there gates around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in
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︎ Feb 16 2020
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
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︎ Oct 06 2019
Why are there fences around graveyards?
Cause people are dying to get in
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︎ Jan 16 2019
Why is there always a big fence around graveyards?
People are dying to get in.
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︎ Jul 04 2019
Does anyone know why there are always fences around graveyards?
Because people are dying to get in.
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︎ Sep 29 2019
Why do graveyards have gates?
Because people are dying to get in.
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︎ Nov 22 2019
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
This graveyard looks overcrowded...
People must be dying to get in there.
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︎ Jun 10 2019
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin.
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︎ Nov 16 2019
Why are there walls around the graveyard?
Beause people are dying to get in
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Why do graveyards have fences?
Cause people are dying to get in.
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︎ Feb 11 2019
The graveyard is so full these days
People must be dying to get in there
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︎ Jun 23 2019
Why is there fences around graveyards?
Because everyone is dying to get in
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︎ Nov 01 2019
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