Graveyard Shift Puns

A list of puns related to "Graveyard Shift"

I love working the graveyard shift

The 4000 people below me always listen and are dead silent the entire time.

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👤︎ u/chemispe
📅︎ May 02 2015
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What kind of dress should you wear to a funeral?

A Graveyard Shift

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👤︎ u/plotbe01
📅︎ Feb 14 2021
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When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. “When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”...

“Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”

“No.” He replied, “I mowed the lawn in the cemetery.”

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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000
📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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What does the undertaker use to capitalize his letters when typing an essay?

The graveyard shift

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👤︎ u/imthexbot
📅︎ Aug 15 2013
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I try to sneak one in every once in a while.

While working the graveyard shift my coworkers and I agreed to take a break and regroup at 12:15am. As we were leaving I said "ok see you guys tomorrow". I gave myself a good chuckle!

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👤︎ u/Ligurty
📅︎ May 21 2015
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