A list of puns related to "Cemeteries"
Dad: "Did you know that the people who live in this town aren't allowed to be buried in that cemetery?"
Me: "Oh, why?"
Dad: "Cuz they're still alive."
“See that cemetery kids? That must be a really nice one.”
“Why do you say that Dad?”
“People are just dying to get in there”
Because people are dying to get in!
Because people are dying to get in!
Everyone is dying to get in there.
I mean, it was a dead giveaway.
Because they’re living
Dad: How many dead people are in there?
Me: I have no idea
Dad: Hopefully all of them are.
Lame, I know, but this actually happened to me when I was 12
All of them
high density cities have higher growth rates than can keep up with changing land use needs
Cemeteries have a lot of coffin.
It was quite the Plot Twist
"WOW, people are DYING to get into that place!"
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
That will help to avert many grave mistakes
Tour guide: And did you know that if you live across from a cemetery, you can’t be buried there?
Me: What?? Why not?
Tour guide: Because you’re still alive!
I don't get it. I'd heard everyone's dying to go there.
People are dying to get in there.
It's dead quiet.
Too many plot holes.
Because people are dying to get in!
(My dad told me this one when we drove past a cemetery one day lol)
It's a place where everyone knows your name.
It's just always so dead
To be sure. I’ll let myself out.....
People are dying to get in.
(My dad actually told me this joke. This was my first time hearing it.)
in the end is buried by his work.
In unison dead pan my wife and mother: “all of them”
The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.
He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
People are dying to get inside.
It was a grave mistake
I had grave concerns
Because people are always dying to get in
My dad: "People must be dying to get in."
I mean, it was a dead giveaway.
Because people are dying to get in.
Because people are dying to get in
All of them.
Because people are dying to get in.
People are just dying to get in
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
Because people are dying to get in.
People are dying to get in
Because people were dying to get in!
My dad said in a dead serious quiet voice "I know something you don't know about this place. The people living in this town aren't allowed to be buried here."
And I was really confused, so I asked why.
He said "because they are still alive."
The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.
He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
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