At least he won't turn over in his grave.
People were creeped out by the backwards version of Fur Elise coming out of Beethoven's grave
Turns out he was just decomposing.
Text dad joke from the grave.
Me: What do you think?
Wife: Too much symmetry.
Me: That's why burial places get cheap.
Wife: huh? why
Me: Too much cemetery.
Wife: don't talk to me.
I know these puns and the sub they came from deserve to be huckleburied in an unmarked grave. But please grant me Clemensy.
I spit on your forking grave.
What did the new crematorium say about the grave digger?
I’m about to ruin this man’s hole career.
What was Beethoven doing in his grave?
I thought I found a mass grave of snowmen yesterday....
.....but it turned out to be a field of carrots.
Why was the skeleton mad at the grave robber?
Because of all the skulduggery
My friend convinced me to visit Karl Marx’s grave.
Turns out it’s just a communist plot.
wife says she's going to dance on my grave when i die
that's ok i'm getting buried at sea
If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US, he will be rolling in his grave.
What exactly is Beethoven doing in his grave ?
A widow is mourning at her husband's grave site. A gentleman walks by and says "If you don't mind, I'd like to say a word."
"That would be nice" she said. "Plethora"..... "Thanks, that means a lot."
Is mother is ravioli in her grave
What do you call a conversation with Beyonce from beyond the grave?
Despite a grave outlook on the economy and a dying customer base, one industry for sure won't be going under anytime soon:
I'm fully convinced that Stalin's grave...
...is just a Communist plot.
Putting up the wrong headstone is a grave mistake
Epitaphs never written:
I never thought I'd live to see this day come
Here lies a great photographer, he died from overexposure
She wrote a best selling book
- Paige Turner
Here lies Claire Voyant
She never saw it coming...
Have you noticed we never hear about grave robbers nowadays?
Apparently it’s a dying art.
I've been to visit my grandmother's grave three times this week and each time someone has mysteriously covered it in gravy granules.
My grandma was famous for her delicious strawberries. She made me promise that when she died I would plant strawberries over her grave so everyone could visit and enjoy them. I fulfilled her wish.
It is a grave mistake to go to your own funeral.
I made a grave mistake
But I was able to dig myself out of it
Why is Grave digging such a dangerous job?
Because they have one foot in the grave.
Do you know why it took Jesus 3 days to rise from his grave?
It would’ve been the next day, but he had Post Martyr-dom depression.
Spooky name thread: I'll start with "Doug Grave".
Saw a grave robbin’ this weekend
Paul Bro 1 makes another grave mistake (2019)
Apparently, it's not considered desecration to piss on a grave.
Because they can still rest in pees.
My brother visited the cemetery today to see our mom. He walked up to her grave stone, closed his eyes and with a tear running down his cheek, said
Look who’s grounded now, mom.
When the treasure hunter had excavated down six feet, he realized he had made a grave error
My pops always said he would go to his grave with his famous BBQ chicken recipe. On his death bead, he had me lean in to tell me the secret ingredient.
That’s when I knew it was Thyme.
If someone does something dumb in Heaven/Hell, are they making a "grave-mistake"?
Beethoven's grave has been eerily playing music the last few days.
The cemetery keeper has told people not to worry, he's just decomposing.
EDIT down-voting because you can't Handel this level of humor is a crime against humanity.
If you lean close to the Beethoven's grave
You can hear him decomposing
I once saw a man squatting behind a grave. “Morning!” I said.
“No, just having a shit” he said
I visited a very overcrowded grave last night
I asked the manager why it was so crowded. He said people were dying to get in
Not laughing at this would be a GRAVE mistake.
What’s Beethoven doing in his grave
What is Mozart doing in his grave
What is Mozart doing in his grave?
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