grave stones are
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What did the new crematorium say about the grave digger?
Iโm about to ruin this manโs hole career.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
A grave mistake
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What was Beethoven doing in his grave?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I thought I found a mass grave of snowmen yesterday....
.....but it turned out to be a field of carrots.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Why was the skeleton mad at the grave robber?
Because of all the skulduggery
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︎ Dec 22 2020
My friend convinced me to visit Karl Marxโs grave.
Turns out itโs just a communist plot.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
wife says she's going to dance on my grave when i die
that's ok i'm getting buried at sea
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What exactly is Beethoven doing in his grave ?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
A widow is mourning at her husband's grave site. A gentleman walks by and says "If you don't mind, I'd like to say a word."
"That would be nice" she said. "Plethora"..... "Thanks, that means a lot."
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What do you call a conversation with Beyonce from beyond the grave?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US, he will be rolling in his grave.
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︎ Sep 13 2019
Is mother is ravioli in her grave
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︎ Mar 21 2019
I'm fully convinced that Stalin's grave...
...is just a Communist plot.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Putting up the wrong headstone is a grave mistake
Epitaphs never written:
I never thought I'd live to see this day come
Here lies a great photographer, he died from overexposure
She wrote a best selling book
- Paige Turner
Here lies Claire Voyant
She never saw it coming...
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Despite a grave outlook on the economy and a dying customer base, one industry for sure won't be going under anytime soon:
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︎ Jun 16 2020
I've been to visit my grandmother's grave three times this week and each time someone has mysteriously covered it in gravy granules.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Have you noticed we never hear about grave robbers nowadays?
Apparently itโs a dying art.
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︎ May 06 2020
It is a grave mistake to go to your own funeral.
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︎ Apr 07 2020
I made a grave mistake
But I was able to dig myself out of it
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︎ May 31 2020
My grandma was famous for her delicious strawberries. She made me promise that when she died I would plant strawberries over her grave so everyone could visit and enjoy them. I fulfilled her wish.
Sheโs dead and berried.
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︎ Nov 05 2019
Why is Grave digging such a dangerous job?
Because they have one foot in the grave.
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︎ Jun 14 2020
Do you know why it took Jesus 3 days to rise from his grave?
It wouldโve been the next day, but he had Post Martyr-dom depression.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Spooky name thread: I'll start with "Doug Grave".
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︎ Oct 26 2019
Apparently, it's not considered desecration to piss on a grave.
Because they can still rest in pees.
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︎ Oct 26 2019
Saw a grave robbinโ this weekend
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︎ Aug 04 2019
Paul Bro 1 makes another grave mistake (2019)
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︎ Sep 28 2019
Did you see the movie about the fast moving grave?
I couldn't follow the plot.
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︎ Dec 14 2019
Talk about grave...
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︎ May 25 2019
My brother visited the cemetery today to see our mom. He walked up to her grave stone, closed his eyes and with a tear running down his cheek, said
Look whoโs grounded now, mom.
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My pops always said he would go to his grave with his famous BBQ chicken recipe. On his death bead, he had me lean in to tell me the secret ingredient.
Thatโs when I knew it was Thyme.
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︎ May 01 2019
If someone does something dumb in Heaven/Hell, are they making a "grave-mistake"?
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︎ May 05 2019
If you lean close to the Beethoven's grave
You can hear him decomposing
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︎ Aug 21 2019
When the treasure hunter had excavated down six feet, he realized he had made a grave error
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︎ Feb 12 2017
I once saw a man squatting behind a grave. โMorning!โ I said.
โNo, just having a shitโ he said
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︎ Sep 08 2019
I visited a very overcrowded grave last night
I asked the manager why it was so crowded. He said people were dying to get in
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︎ Oct 06 2019
Beethoven's grave has been eerily playing music the last few days.
The cemetery keeper has told people not to worry, he's just decomposing.
EDIT down-voting because you can't Handel this level of humor is a crime against humanity.
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Rolling in my grave
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︎ Jul 06 2018
Not laughing at this would be a GRAVE mistake.
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︎ Sep 14 2017
People who robbed the tombs of Pharos really put themselves in grave danger.
I'm sure this has been said before but it just came to my mind.
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︎ Feb 17 2019
Burying someone in the wrong slot is a grave mistake
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︎ Jan 24 2019
What did the epitaph read on James Watt's grave?
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︎ Oct 26 2017
Every time I make a poop joke, Oscar Wilde rolls in his grave.
I should probably stop pooping there.
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︎ Nov 26 2018
What is Mozart doing in his grave
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Whatโs Beethoven doing in his grave
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What is Mozart doing in his grave?
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