grave stones are

a late investment

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dym_sh
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What did the new crematorium say about the grave digger?

Iโ€™m about to ruin this manโ€™s hole career.

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A grave mistake
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What was Beethoven doing in his grave?

He was de-composing

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I thought I found a mass grave of snowmen yesterday....

.....but it turned out to be a field of carrots.

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Why was the skeleton mad at the grave robber?

Because of all the skulduggery

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My friend convinced me to visit Karl Marxโ€™s grave.

Turns out itโ€™s just a communist plot.

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wife says she's going to dance on my grave when i die

that's ok i'm getting buried at sea

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MrEpididymis
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What exactly is Beethoven doing in his grave ?

Decomposing.

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A widow is mourning at her husband's grave site. A gentleman walks by and says "If you don't mind, I'd like to say a word."

"That would be nice" she said. "Plethora"..... "Thanks, that means a lot."

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What do you call a conversation with Beyonce from beyond the grave?

Sรฉonce

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If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US, he will be rolling in his grave.
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Is mother is ravioli in her grave
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I'm fully convinced that Stalin's grave...

...is just a Communist plot.

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Putting up the wrong headstone is a grave mistake

Epitaphs never written:

I never thought I'd live to see this day come

Here lies a great photographer, he died from overexposure

She wrote a best selling book
- Paige Turner

Here lies Claire Voyant
She never saw it coming...

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Despite a grave outlook on the economy and a dying customer base, one industry for sure won't be going under anytime soon:

Death care.

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I've been to visit my grandmother's grave three times this week and each time someone has mysteriously covered it in gravy granules.

The plot thickens.

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Have you noticed we never hear about grave robbers nowadays?

Apparently itโ€™s a dying art.

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It is a grave mistake to go to your own funeral.
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I made a grave mistake

But I was able to dig myself out of it

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My grandma was famous for her delicious strawberries. She made me promise that when she died I would plant strawberries over her grave so everyone could visit and enjoy them. I fulfilled her wish.

Sheโ€™s dead and berried.

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Why is Grave digging such a dangerous job?

Because they have one foot in the grave.

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Do you know why it took Jesus 3 days to rise from his grave?

It wouldโ€™ve been the next day, but he had Post Martyr-dom depression.

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Spooky name thread: I'll start with "Doug Grave".
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Apparently, it's not considered desecration to piss on a grave.

Because they can still rest in pees.

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Saw a grave robbinโ€™ this weekend
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Paul Bro 1 makes another grave mistake (2019)
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Did you see the movie about the fast moving grave?

I couldn't follow the plot.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Talk about grave...
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My brother visited the cemetery today to see our mom. He walked up to her grave stone, closed his eyes and with a tear running down his cheek, said

Look whoโ€™s grounded now, mom.

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My pops always said he would go to his grave with his famous BBQ chicken recipe. On his death bead, he had me lean in to tell me the secret ingredient.

Thatโ€™s when I knew it was Thyme.

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If someone does something dumb in Heaven/Hell, are they making a "grave-mistake"?
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If you lean close to the Beethoven's grave

You can hear him decomposing

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When the treasure hunter had excavated down six feet, he realized he had made a grave error
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I once saw a man squatting behind a grave. โ€œMorning!โ€ I said.

โ€œNo, just having a shitโ€ he said

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I visited a very overcrowded grave last night

I asked the manager why it was so crowded. He said people were dying to get in

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Beethoven's grave has been eerily playing music the last few days.

The cemetery keeper has told people not to worry, he's just decomposing.

EDIT down-voting because you can't Handel this level of humor is a crime against humanity.

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Rolling in my grave
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Not laughing at this would be a GRAVE mistake.
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People who robbed the tombs of Pharos really put themselves in grave danger.

I'm sure this has been said before but it just came to my mind.

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Burying someone in the wrong slot is a grave mistake
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What did the epitaph read on James Watt's grave?

You will be mist.

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Every time I make a poop joke, Oscar Wilde rolls in his grave.

I should probably stop pooping there.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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What is Mozart doing in his grave

Decomposing

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Whatโ€™s Beethoven doing in his grave

De-composing

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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What is Mozart doing in his grave?

De-composing

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