When I die I want my gravestone to say as follows:

Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SeoulgiKorea
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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What did the gravestone say to the dead man?

"Your death is written in stone"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ThunderAlex2
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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passe by a gravestone carving business

my dad points and says "wow, looks like business is dead"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SquidManHero
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 19 2013
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If you died from an overdose of weed, would you be gravestoned?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FluffyBoy3
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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On the way to the pumpkin patch yesterday...

...we passed by a cemetery.

My wife says: "Look at all the gravestones! That cemetery is so crowded!"

Me: "Yeah, well people are just dying to get in there!"

I was focused on the road, but I could hear her eyes roll.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sleep_For_Dummies
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 16 2016
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Actually thought I would get an interesting answer

After my dad sees me looking in wonder at the flock of geese flying in a V shape overhead. I was 8...

Dad: "Do you know why one side of the V is longer than the other?"

Me: "No, why!?"

Dad: with a huge grin "Because there are more birds on that side!"

I still use this and I'm 20

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lzyscrntn
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 08 2013
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A morning walk...

A man is going for a walk one morning, and passes a cemetery. He sees a lady kneeling down by a gravestone. He calls out, "Morning!" to the lady.

The lady stands up and says, "Nope, just a gardner. Pulling Weeds."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ctardi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 04 2014
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