Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake
"Your death is written in stone"
my dad points and says "wow, looks like business is dead"
...we passed by a cemetery.
My wife says: "Look at all the gravestones! That cemetery is so crowded!"
Me: "Yeah, well people are just dying to get in there!"
I was focused on the road, but I could hear her eyes roll.
After my dad sees me looking in wonder at the flock of geese flying in a V shape overhead. I was 8...
Dad: "Do you know why one side of the V is longer than the other?"
Me: "No, why!?"
Dad: with a huge grin "Because there are more birds on that side!"
I still use this and I'm 20