What do you call a typo on a headstone?

A grave mistake.

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📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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Putting up the wrong headstone is a grave mistake

Epitaphs never written:

I never thought I'd live to see this day come

Here lies a great photographer, he died from overexposure

She wrote a best selling book
- Paige Turner

Here lies Claire Voyant
She never saw it coming...

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📅︎ Aug 25 2020
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Did you hear about the man that misspelled a name on a headstone?

He made a grave mistake.

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📅︎ Oct 19 2017
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These headstones are not to be taken for granite
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👤︎ u/Arionhawk
📅︎ Oct 30 2017
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A older man was slowly becoming sicker and sicker as time went on....

The man never took it seriously at first, he figured he was just getting older and blamed it on age.

After a few weeks, the man has developed an incredible frequent and annoying cough.
His wife is annoyed and is constantly telling him to go the doctor, but the man kept refusing.

One day during an argument, his wife has had it with his coughing and hacking and tells him "Im making a bet, if this damn coughin kills you i'm writing ' I told you so' on your tombstone!"
The man laughs her off since they both have a twisted sense of humor, and tells her its a deal, if the coughin kills him she can carve that.
The man continues on for another week

One day the man is out going for a walk through his neighborhood, when a freak accident occurs between a truck carrying coffins and a car, which results in a coffin flying off the truck, tragically landing on the old man and kills him.

Later at his funeral, his wife makes a very odd request to have them carve "I told you so" on his headstone.

When the caretaker asks her why she wants to do this, she tells him about their dark humor, and fills him in on the bet they recently made.
The caretaker is touched by the story, and agrees to do it for her, because in the end,

It was that damn coffin that killed him

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📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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Today I found out the guy who invented the crossword puzzle is buried at my local cemetery

If you're looking for the headstone go 9 down 3 across.

I don't quite recall his name...

I think I was P something T something something...

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I was walking through a cemetary...

...when I saw a man crouching behind a headstone. I said "Morning", and he replied "no, taking a shit."

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👤︎ u/Brassens71
📅︎ Apr 25 2017
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My dad decided to get clever in the cemetery this Christmas Eve...

We just visited the cemetery to visit my great grandfather's grave, and all the headstones have Christmas wreaths on them because it's a national cemetery (military). Someone asked "well I wonder who lays all these wreaths out here." My dad replied, "The Grim Wreather."

We all laughed as my mom hit him on the arm and said he was terrible.

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Joke at a graveyard

My Dad and I were walking around a graveyard looking at the headstones of a war memorial.

Dad: What language is that?

Me: Pretty sure it's Russian.

Dad: It can't be Russian. It's not even moving!

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What do you call a typo on a headstone?

A grave mistake

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What do you call it when you break a headstone?

A grave mistake

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