Keystone Puns

A list of puns related to "Keystone"

If Republicans try to push through a bill related to the keystone pipeline, they should call it the Gasoline Alternative Source act

Because I want to hear a news anchor say "Today republicans tried to pass G.A.S., but Obama blocked the move with a veto."

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👤︎ u/notiesitdies
📅︎ Nov 05 2014
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What do you call potheads from Pennsylvania?

Keystoners

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👤︎ u/HumboltQuadrant
📅︎ Jul 16 2017
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