β€ͺDid I ever tell you about the premonition I had in Biology class?‬

‬ It was a cell fulfilling prophecy.‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Finish college and forever a loan.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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Help me help a friend: need a good pun

Hi, a friend of mine had to organize a β€œtheme”week for a Biology student’s association. The name of the theme has to be a biology pun. Examples are: smells like green spirit, game of thorns, sofishticated or the great catsby.

These names were all used in the past and now she needs new names. Help me out, thanks in advance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foxlair
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Biology teacher pun part 2

Teacher: What did one daughter cell say to the other daughter cell when she stepped on her toe?

Class: Umm....

Teacher: That's my toe sis! (Mitosis)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicolas--
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2014
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Great dad joke from my mother

So my sister is in grade 11, and on a car ride to her game she was asking myself and my parents some questions about her biology course. At one point she asked if we remembered what the two types of cells were, as she could only remember one, the eukaryotes.

Immediately after saying this, my mom chimed in with "if one is eukaryotes, then the other must be eu-dine-in's". Everybody groaned, but I'm fairly certain my dad was very proud in that moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wonder_gut
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2013
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