Biology Puns

What do you get when you mix picture day with writing a biology essay?

photos-and-thesis

Hi guys, I need a pun involving bacteria and electricity for a school project, such as plug n plasmid, bactronics etc, it's for a modular biological circuit project

He said, "I'm your mum."

Dude, your fly is open

My grades are below C-level

I wound up using cellular.

Open toad.

The teacher told us specifically to keep a log in our notebook!

It’s the only field where multiplication and division mean the same thing.

Jacques Custodian

Your grades need to be above C-level

Her Cister.

They had no chemistry 🥺

I said "The elephant obviously!"

‬ It was a cell fulfilling prophecy.‬

but were created for educational porpoises.

We laughed and we laughed then the bell rang and we all went to the cafeteria

Dissection is the better part of valor.

Love,

Kermit

He told me, “If you fail at biology, you fail at life.”

It was called "how to focus" but I wasn't paying attention to the rest.

What do you call a closted bottom

A substrate

Its horrible ik

I'm so gonna be Fehling the test

I said, “I think your fly is open.”

Lacks Cetacean..

I guess she missed her period.

My Bio professor was teaching us how to press plants for our field journals. He kicked off the lecture with:

"Well, let's get down to the pressing business, shall we?"

Out of a room of twenty people, one person laughed. That person was me.

A cricket, and a tick.

He decides to start with the larger one, the cricket, and proceeds to put it under a microscope and carefully rip the dead insect apart writing down the results. Nothing unusual.

Moving on, he goes back to the delivery petri dish and notices the tick is missing.

He searches around for some time but the bugger is nowhere to be seen. Just before giving up he notices it crawling on his hand. Before the tick can bite him, he expertly grabs it and throws it under the microscope.

He turns it to the highest magnification and says to himself: "Let's see what makes you tick."

It's completely changed the way students look at life!

MY TOE SIS!

Now my life has no porpoise.

he sure was a fungi.

It was below C level.

A Doctopuss.

Thanks.

Teacher: How does Juliet maintain constant body temperature? Class: Ummm..... Teacher: Romeostatis

Not paying attention, I nearly dropped the skull. Without skipping a beat, I said "Whew, nearly lost my head for a second there!"

I was telling my family that my friend's dad, James, had recently gotten a vasectomy. Without missing a beat my dad exclaimed "If he were a plant he'd be a Jim-no-sperm!" and laughed uproariously while the rest of the family just shook their heads.

and i didn't know the anther!

So while tutoring a Biology study group, (mind you, they are 18-20 year old guys and ladies I'm 24 and married) I was explaining a hard concept to the group, and a girl exclaimed: "Jesusdo, you're hard!" Because apparently I wasn't making too much sense...I responded with: "Thanks, but I prefer to receive that compliment from my wife though" That girl's face went redder than a tomato the same with everyone else's and much laughter was had. :)

Edit: autocorrect messed up my username.

They had no chemistry