Permanent Anatomy Pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackalopeoff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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How did the anatomy teacher become successful

He got a head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gameboy90
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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We are doing a jigsaw puzzle of the human anatomy, and I hid the upper arm.

Nobody else finds this humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearnakedrabies
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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My anatomy class is currently covering the skeletal system and my professor is being unreasonable with the amount of material we need to know so I made an office hour appointment to speak with him.

You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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One time in my anatomy class, we dissected a sheep brain and I have to admit, I felt a bit sheepish about it.

Sorry, that was just a ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-d joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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My anatomy class is covering the nervous system and I don't get any of this stuff.

It's so nerve-wracking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I read a story about pig anatomy.

It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Male anatomy isn’t the same as female anatomy.

In fact, there’s a Vas Deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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I'd give my left bladder to be better in anatomy class.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Ahhhh, anatomy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NovaBorg42
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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I just got done writing my exhaustive dictionary of anatomy terms.

It's a significant body of work.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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My human anatomy book doesn't have supplemental pages

The appendix was removed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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My anatomy teacher is having trouble deciding which part of the body to teach us about today.

You could say she has a bone to pick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeewild
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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I didn't think my anatomy teacher would push me to the limit.

He sure showed me what I was made of.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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I'm pretty sure close to 100% of teachers are armed... I mean, don't these people take basic human anatomy in high school? Arming teachers is a moot point.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/footsteps71
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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Picture of Durian Gray's Anatomy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PyrosEnjoyPieHW2
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2016
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Why do med students use books to study anatomy?

Because books have spines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iZacAsimov
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2017
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Anatomy dad joked the family

I was talking to my boys about what organs they have.

"And another interesting fact, when you're born you have four kidneys but when you become an adult you end up with only two."

My wife piped in from the kitchen, "Really? I didn't know that."

"Yeah. See, (pointing to my oldest sons flank) you start with one here and one here." Then pointing at his legs, "and one here and one here. But when you grow up, these last two become adult-knees!"

She tried to groan but her laugh got the best of her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EatsMeat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2015
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Anatomy book

Was looking for a certain structure in an anatomy book with a lab mate and couldn't find it:

Me: "Let's try looking in the appendix"

Her: "I don't think this book has an appendix"

Me: "How can an anatomy book not have an appendix?"

I thought it was hysterical. She either didn't get it or disagreed.

Sorry for any formatting issues - on mobile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hdv2mstp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2014
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