Cadaver Puns

A list of puns related to "Cadaver"

What do you call an embarrassed cadaver?

Rigor mortified.

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👤︎ u/Galvanion
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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Houdini was a really great man when he was alive.

But after he died, he was just an average cadaver.

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👤︎ u/prosthetic_foreheads
📅︎ Oct 14 2020
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What do you call a dead magician?

Abra cadaver!

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👤︎ u/pushingnumbers
📅︎ Feb 18 2020
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What does a zombie magician say?

Abra-cadaver

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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What is the most popular necromantic spell?

Abra-cadaver.

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👤︎ u/Nico_Storch
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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Do you think that when Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead...

He said abra-cadaver?

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👤︎ u/Blickhill17
📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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Why did the jealous coroner kill his girlfriend? (Dark, obviously)

So he cadaver all to himself.

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👤︎ u/k-smackerel
📅︎ Aug 29 2015
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For my next magic trick, I'm going to saw my fraternity brother in half!

A-bro-cadaver!!

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👤︎ u/redditurded
📅︎ Oct 31 2016
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What do you call a dead magician?

Abra-cadaver

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👤︎ u/NZn3rd
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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