I love marsupial puns.

They're koala-ty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyWhatsItToYa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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What do you mean, marsupials are happy?

Yeah man, they are joeyfull!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taken-_-already
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Why did the marsupial go to university?

To get a koalafication

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rickyburrito
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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I have a marsupial joke

I prefer to keep it in my pocket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josentangles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What do you call it when a Marsupial on drugs makes you a delicious drink out of hot water and plants?

High Koala Tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cuffbox
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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What’s the difference between an Oklahoman marsupial and a conspirator who lives on the moon?

One is a Sooner lemur and the other is a lunar schemer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomato_soup_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Why didn't the Australian marsupial climb down the tree to drink the beverage waiting for him on the ground?

It was Low Koala Tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What's the difference...

Between an Bouncy Australian Marsupial and a Geordie stuck in a coal mine? . . . . ...one's a Kangaroo the other is a Kangeroot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designerwookie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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What do you call an all marsupial fighting championship?

Mortal Wombat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wackyzebra43
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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What do you call a shirt with a stoned marsupial on it?

High koala tee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arsenal_12
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Why couldn’t the Australian marsupial find a job?

Because he was underKoalafied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KIrvine77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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I buy all of my chamomile from a pot smoking marsupial.

It's high koala-tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holiestofrollers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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My Australian friend was told he may no longer handle marsupials...

I guess you could say he has been dis-koala-fied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CAdamH
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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Aussie chef makes sauce thickener out of marsupial fat.

Kanga-roux.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2017
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Have you heard about the new chocolate arboreal marsupial bioluminescence?

It's cocoa-koala light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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I prefer to drink tea made from a marsupial that smoked a bunch of weed.

It's the only way I know to have high koala tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kahmeleon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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What happens when a marsupial breaks the law?

They go before a kangaroo court.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StephenHunterUK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2017
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Everything is cool when you're marsupials. imgur.com/FXPAE3W
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheshirescat1013
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2015
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What's it called when you get pranked by marsupials?

A kangaruse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomAndOrSven
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2016
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Yeah… i know where the door is……
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Koalas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanAllPineapples
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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I stole this, just leaf me alone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IUserThisName
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2018
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Tonight I'm gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan Possum,

Because I found Himalayan on the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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What do you call animals from Mars?

Marsupials.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JG_melon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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What do you call a marsupial fighting ring?

Mortal wombat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asianprivelege
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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