A list of puns related to "Colostomy"
Mom: The doctor says I have to go for a colonoscopy next week.
Dad: That's a bummer.
She was telling me how her younger sister has a Bachelor's degree, and makes more money than she does with her Master's in Social Work. Her sister is a phone rep who sells colostomy bags and helps new patients learn to use them. My wife's theory was that her sister makes more for working in the city. To which I said "Maybe she makes more because she has a shitty job".
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