Did you hear about the unreadable writer with a colostomy bag?

Turns out he only had a semicolon.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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Doctor's Appointment

Mom: The doctor says I have to go for a colonoscopy next week.

Dad: That's a bummer.

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👤︎ u/Game7
📅︎ Sep 15 2013
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A recent exchange with my wife

She was telling me how her younger sister has a Bachelor's degree, and makes more money than she does with her Master's in Social Work. Her sister is a phone rep who sells colostomy bags and helps new patients learn to use them. My wife's theory was that her sister makes more for working in the city. To which I said "Maybe she makes more because she has a shitty job".

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📅︎ Sep 25 2015
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