I've had a chiropractor phobia extending from a childhood trauma. Wife finally convinced me to get my back checked out and treated. Wife afterwards: See, that wasn't too bad

Me: it was an adjustment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sparxican
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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My wife has treated herself to a Smart car...

It won't let her in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Animals should be treated kindness, respect and....

... a little bit of salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NZOC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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If you were treated at the Mayo Clinic

for mustard gas exposure, would you ever catch up to previous health levels?

Food for thought

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rqstewart
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I’ll never forget what I said to the water buffalo I treated like my child when I had to let him go,

β€œGood bi-son”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blue_Jay2735
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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True story: I wanted to print a dozen copies of a document, but selected 'Number of Copies: 12' on both MS Word and the printer itself, just to be sure. Turns out, it treated that as 12 times 12 copies.

I soon discovered that I had made a gross error of judgment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Getting treated for blindness was..

an eye-opening experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caymus11
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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After having an allergic reaction to poison ivy I decided not to get it treated...

man have I made a rash decision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfkas10
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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The actor refused to get his broken leg treated at the hospital

Claiming he was already a cast member.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/globalklaus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Why did the baseball player have to get treated for rabies?

Because he was around bats all the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajesticSunset7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Invisibility is very hard to get treated.

Call the doctor all you want, you're never going to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FluffyEskimo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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My ex divorced me because she said I treated her like a maid.

But even the judge thought she should keep the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevehrowe2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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I was mad about my wife's new tattoo, so I treated myself to the nudie bar...

I guess you could say it was tit for tat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2017
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What do pigs get treated with when they are sick?

Oinkment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TumblingFox
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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Was treated nicely by a beautiful eye doctor, I said

eye love you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gimlie135
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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My son had an ingrown toenail treated.

The doctor's office was associated with the local medical college, so there were a couple of med students watching the senior doctor work on my son's toe. He loaded up a syringe with anesthetic and injected in multiple places, explaining that he was doing this to achieve digital blocking (that is, numbing the entire digit, namely the toe).

After it was done they left the nurse to bandage my son up, and he said, "Dad? What did he mean by digital blocking?"

"Well, when you weren't looking he hooked your toe up to a USB port and downloaded some MP3s into it. If you hold your foot close to your ear you can hear "Laaaaa, aaaaa aa aaaaah, close to you.""

The nurse stared at me and turned to my son. "Is he always like this?"

He silently nodded, looking at the floor...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldforger
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2015
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What do you do when your kid is treated badly in school?

You dad on them haters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Franzmuller
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2017
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Who treated Missy Elliott's ass cancer?

A Badonkadoncologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/e1000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2015
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Got the ER nurse and receptionist while being treated.

I sliced the tip of my finger off on a kitchen mandolin and after much convincing from my wife we went to the ER.

Nurse: Sorry for the long wait and thank you for your patience.

Me: This patient's got patience, so no worries.

Wife, nurse and receptionist: groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shifty21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2015
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You have to admit, Apple is being treated unfairly after the recent news about the iPhone 6+...

They merely wanted to provide a phone with the flexibility their customers demanded. It's clear that Apple bends over backwards for their fans, and they wanted to build a flagship phone which does so, too.

You could say that the iPhone 6+ is ... ahead of the curve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeMaijstral
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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