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Amphibian Puns

A list of puns related to "Amphibian"

Why amphibians are so annoying?

Because they axolotl questions.

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👤︎ u/Magnusfeli
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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I went to a lesson about shelled amphibians.

They tortoise a lot.

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👤︎ u/M_OrangeJu
📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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How do you call a thankful amphibian?

A Thanxalotl.

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👤︎ u/Iazay
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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What do you call an amphibian that goes to space?

An Astronewt

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👤︎ u/Future_Tyrant
📅︎ Jan 26 2019
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Why did the amphibian run across the street?

He was about to get toad.

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👤︎ u/cascadiablooms
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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What side did the amphibian fight for in WWII?

Neither. It was NEWTral!

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👤︎ u/skettenring
📅︎ Aug 12 2019
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What kind of shoes do amphibians wear?

Open toad

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👤︎ u/jetfueldontmeltbeems
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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What's an amphibian's favourite rapper?

Snoop Frog

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👤︎ u/StephenHunterUK
📅︎ May 14 2019
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What do you call an amphibian that doesn't make noise?

A mewt

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👤︎ u/ThePirateRS
📅︎ Jun 01 2019
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What’s another word for amphibian sperm?

Nadpoles

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👤︎ u/MostStefanitely
📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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Did you hear about the amphibian that was parked illegally?

He was toad.

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👤︎ u/OCR9
📅︎ Oct 19 2018
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What do you call an amphibian with a lot of questions?

An ask-a-lotl!

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👤︎ u/TheDesertSnowman
📅︎ May 05 2017
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I swerved to avoid hitting an amphibian with my car and landed in the ditch.

My car is toadaled.

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👤︎ u/patron_vectras
📅︎ Aug 06 2018
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What do you call a hardware shop run by an amphibian on a mushroom?

Toad's tools

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👤︎ u/Proasek
📅︎ Feb 25 2018
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Tom Cruise is minute.

That's what I named my pet Amphibian.

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👤︎ u/orduk
📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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