How do you make an octopus laugh?
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How many fingers does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
From my 4 year old daughter: What does a shoe call an octopus?
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︎ Dec 13 2020
I gave a octopus a pie
He wasnβt to happy when it was a octopi
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What do you call an octopus that can't count?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"
"Ten tickles."
I'm so proud to bring you this super high quality dad joke.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for everybody.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
How do you make an octopus jolly?
Turn him into cala-merry.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Did you hear about the electrician who hired an Octopus?
Because many hands make lights work
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Did you hear about the octopus that played football?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs...
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
What do you get when you cross a cat with an octopus?
A visit from the ethics department and immediate withdrawal of your funding.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
What was wrong with the busy octopus?
Nothing, he was just octopiβd.
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︎ May 30 2020
Why'd the giant octopus eat 2 ships filled with potatoes?
Cuz you can't eat just one potato ship.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Shark: Once, I had a tough fight with an octopus.
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︎ Mar 25 2020
How did the octopus do on his first football match?
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︎ May 30 2020
What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?
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︎ Nov 30 2019
What do you call an Octopus addicted to drugs?
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︎ Jan 25 2020
Do you know why an octopus is so good at American Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?
Because it was well armed.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Why did the octopus blush?
It just saw the bottom of the ocean.
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︎ Feb 16 2020
Octopus : [holding a gun in each hand]
Cat : You're one short buddy
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︎ Sep 17 2019
An octopus was filming a TV show, but they had to temporarily stop filming
They were experiencing tentacle difficulties
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︎ Dec 30 2019
How does an octopus go into battle?
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︎ Mar 03 2019
How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Give it ten tickles (tentacles).
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︎ Dec 03 2020
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
How many tickles does in take to make an octopus laugh?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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︎ Aug 26 2020
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
How many tickles does is take to make an octopus laugh
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︎ Jun 13 2020
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
How do you make an octopus laugh?
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︎ Jun 05 2020
What does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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︎ Jul 11 2020
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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︎ Jun 26 2020
How many tickles does it take to make and octopus laugh?
8?
No.... itβs ten. Ten-tickles. π
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︎ May 10 2020
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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︎ May 19 2020
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles....
Iβm not sorry.
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︎ Nov 23 2019
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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︎ Feb 09 2020
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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︎ Aug 07 2019
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
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︎ Nov 16 2019
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
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