Three men were stranded in the middle of a desert, and only allowed to bring one item for survival.

Bob asked Tom, โ€œwhat did you bring?โ€ โ€œA bottle of water, Iโ€™m sure to get thirsty in a desertโ€ replied Tom.

โ€œWhat did you bring?โ€ Tom asked. โ€œThis sandwich. I figure Iโ€™m gonna get hungry what with all of the walking.โ€ replied Bob.

Bob and Tom turn to the third man, and ask โ€œForrest, what have you got there?โ€ Forrest said, โ€œI have a car door, if it gets too hot, Iโ€™ll roll down the window.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/iamkeerock
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Blurted this one out to my son last night...

My son is 6 and he reads everything he sees out loud.

I take a long sip from my giant 7-11 bottle, and he reads the label, "spring water", three times. He then asked, "Why spring water?"

Without a thought, I replied "Because summer water is too hot."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/knightricer210
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