Water Plate Puns

As they sit down, the husband offers to go get their dinner. First he waits in line for the roast beef. Then he waits in the line for the potatoes. He he waits in the vegetable line, the bread line, the salad line, and even the gravy line.

He finally returns to the table with two heaping plates of food. “What would you like to drink?” he asks.

“A glass of punch would be nice,” she says. So off he goes to get it. He finds a line for wine, a line for beer, a line for soda, a line for milk, even a line for water. After considering all of his options he gives up and returns to the table empty-handed.

Sometimes there is no punch line.

A man goes to visit his elderly father. Before eating breakfast, the son notices the dishes are dirty. The father says "that's the best cold water can do." Later that day, he notices, before lunch, that the dishes are again dirty. The father says "that's the best cold water can do." After dinner, again on dirty plates, there are a few bones. The father whistles out the back door: "A dog comes in, "Here's your snack Cold Water"