Do the ends really justify the greens?
All you can't eat.
My fault.
Sorry, my fault.
That's pretty good thyme-Ming.
One has nose cones and the other has no scones.
That's a wrap.
Because they struggle within continents.
In the L Ron Cupboard
On a plate-let
For my black jeep.
Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
With a dish squasher
... can we just call it e-mail?
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname βthe machineβ for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him βHow does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?β
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. βWhat do you mean?β He said.
The reporter clarified βliterally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!β
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed βyeah, my greatest failure...β
βWhat do you mean?β Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh letβs out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
βIβve been aiming left this whole timeβ
It is an extremely rare dish order.
That way they're always gonna end up spilling the beans.
She said: no, it's in pasta bowl
I was bee-trayed.
Clockβs a doodled doo.
Discuss
They just rib it.
but people do say I'm loyal to a fault.
To which I replied "This is nacho average Taco Tuesday"
CHINA FLUUU
And you say, how much is it per plate?
(Pay-per plate)
"Stay cool. Dinner's on me"
Lunch' s on me!
A pasta-tute
Someone gave him a saucer he could not reuse.
I had an escape-pea!
He spilled the beans!
I replied, "No thanks, I'd rather wrestle for it!"
Dinner is on me!
Sorry, that's my fault.
Itβs an extremely rare dish order.
Sorry, My fault
Dinnerβs on me
It's an extremely rare dish order.
Itβs an extremely rare dish order.
Lunch is on me
Lunch is on me
Itβs an extremely rare dish order.
Dinner is on me!
Dinner is on me
