SQUID Puns

A list of puns related to "SQUID"

What do squid say when they smell something gross?

Wow, it really “inks” in here 💀

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👤︎ u/Jen_Klen
📅︎ May 23 2021
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As a rule of thumb ALWAYS have a squid on your side when you're in a fight

they're well armed

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👤︎ u/bronzeaardvark
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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What do you call the section of hospital dedicated to squid?

Squidward

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👤︎ u/Persons1001
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.

So we did it squid pro quo

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👤︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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What do you call a baby squid?

An inkling

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👤︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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Someone just threw a squid at my car...

Now my windshield is kraken.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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How many tickles must you give a squid to make it laugh ?

Ten tickles !

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👤︎ u/BurritoWithDreads
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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What do you call a baby squid with a great idea?

I dunno, but I've got an inkling...

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👤︎ u/Mandlebrotha
📅︎ Sep 30 2020
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I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.

He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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A squid seaman cried helplessly:

"I've lost my ten tackles!"

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👤︎ u/Srayel
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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So the flounder was chatting with his eel friend and asked, "Have you heard about the new twin squid?" And the eel replied...

"Yeah, I heard they were totally i-tentacle!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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How does a squid go into battle?

Well armed.

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👤︎ u/oxfordthethird
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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What do you call a Dothraki riding a squid?

Khal Amari

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👤︎ u/ChewbaccaNZ
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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What do you get when you cross a duck and a squid?

A quacken

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👤︎ u/10Ticklesproduction
📅︎ Aug 04 2019
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You know who said: 'Let them eat squid'?

Calamari-Antoinette.

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👤︎ u/proborc
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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How do you get a squid to laugh?

Ten tickles

BONUS: How can you be sure you’re doing it right?

Test tickles

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👤︎ u/rocketrhinoceros
📅︎ Jan 21 2019
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What do you call a group of squids?

A squad.

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👤︎ u/Shadow__BoT
📅︎ May 16 2019
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Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?

Food for thought, isn’t it?

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👤︎ u/Cylasbreakdown
📅︎ Mar 16 2019
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Why wasn't the giant squid terrorising ships last night?

He was too busy Kraken open a cold one with the Buoys

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👤︎ u/Blxckoxt
📅︎ Jun 23 2017
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What do you call a Rastafarian squid?

Bob Calamarley

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👤︎ u/Hephsters
📅︎ Jul 11 2018
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Sea life returning favors is Squid Pro Quo
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👤︎ u/MayonnaiseUnicorn
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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Why don't the baby squid like to play with the baby hermit crab?

They think he's shellfish

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👤︎ u/LowLevelBagman
📅︎ Apr 19 2018
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

TEN-ticles

I got that from a post in Splatoon's Miiverse, but it flashed quickly by my Wii U Menu (and I didn't immediately click it because I didn't find it funny at first) so I can't credit the poster. If you find him/her, do tell!

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👤︎ u/thiagovscoelho
📅︎ Sep 19 2015
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What do you call a stupid squid?

Inkcompetant

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👤︎ u/HulasticPanda
📅︎ Aug 10 2017
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I need good squid puns, help please ?

My wife made one of those huge-ass squids plush (search squid plush on google image and you'll get the idea) and I need a good name for it.

I immediately though what better than a good pun ? But I can't for the life of me find a good squid pun, help please ?

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👤︎ u/packadal
📅︎ Jul 17 2011
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What can you get from a squid that will make you laugh?

Ten tickles.

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👤︎ u/Front_Communication8
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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Why did the squid laugh?

Because it had ten tickles!

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👤︎ u/earthree
📅︎ Sep 20 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Tentacles

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👤︎ u/darrylpark
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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How many tickles does it take to tickle a squid?

Tentickles

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👤︎ u/jrlionheart00
📅︎ Jun 10 2018
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh??

Tentacles.

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👤︎ u/mipear_
📅︎ Apr 26 2018
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How many tickles does is take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

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👤︎ u/temoignage
📅︎ Apr 14 2016
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How many times do you need to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

How many times do you need to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

Ten tickles

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👤︎ u/Dr00000100
📅︎ Apr 19 2015
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