A list of puns related to "Unicorn Jokes And"
I've been getting my daughter off the bus every week with a different costume and sign. So far, I've worn a unicorn onesie ("I hope your day was magical"), Lion costume ("If you say you didn't have a good day, you'd be LION"), and a blow up dinosaur ("I hope your day was DINO-mite).
I have a pink gorilla costume for today... need some good puns/dad jokes. The best one I have so far is "Did you monkey around today?"
How does every Russian joke start? By looking over your shoulder.
Whats the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn? Â Nothing, theyâre both fictional characters
Whatâs meant by an exchange opinions in the Communist party of the Soviet Union? Â Itâs when I come to a party meeting with my own opinion, and I leave with the partyâs.
What do you call a Russian with Touretteâs Syndrome? Â Yukanol Fukov.
What is 150 yards long and eats potatoes? Â A Moscow queue waiting to buy meat.
What occupies the last 6 pages of the Lada Userâs Manual? Â The bus and train timetables.
What is Communism? Â The Poles say itâs the longest and most painful of the roads to capitalism.
What do you call a gassy russian? Vladimir Tootin
What is the fastest country in the world? A: Russia
What do you call a Lada on a hill? Â A bloody miracle.
What did Wendi Murdoch say to Vladimir Putin? Â Put-it-in!
What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles? Â Electricity.
Did you hear about the winner of the Russian beauty contest? Me neither.
When was the first Russian election held? Â The time that God set Eve in front of Adam and said, âGo ahead, choose your wife.â
Russia really Putin a lot of work for the Winter Olympics
I hate Russian dolls. Theyâre so full of themselves.
America: Hey Ivan.. Russia: da.. America: what do you call a gassy Russian.. Russia: hoe donât-.. America: Vladimir Tootin.. Russia: !   America: !!.. Russia: fuck you.
Me: Netflix and chill more like NYET-flix and chill.. Closetcellist: in a russian accent NO FILMS. ONLY CHILL.
So you want to tell me⌠Hilbert was Russian to the loud noise?
This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: âWhat is the difference between Russian and English fairy tales?â Weâre answering: âThe English fairy tale start with âOnce upon a timeâŚâ, and ours with âIt will be soonâŚ
This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: âWhy some people say that Hungarians love the Russians and hate the Americans?â Weâre answering: âBecause Russians helped Hungarians to get rid of one totalitarian rule, but Americans donât help to get rid of the other.â
This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: âWhy Lenin wore regular shoes, but Stalin wore boots?â Weâre answering: âAt Leninâs time, Ru
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