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Chinese Dragon Puns

A list of puns related to "Chinese Dragon"

What do you call a Chinese dragon's beard?

Low mane

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👤︎ u/AminesToAnEnd
📅︎ Dec 25 2019
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So my friend ordered "Dragon and Phoenix" from a Chinese restaurant...

...in which I replied, "that's what they call a bad day in Arizona."

I'll see myself out.

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👤︎ u/Robogles
📅︎ Oct 20 2015
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Couple of my dad's favorites

Invariably at a restaurant:

  1. Time for dessert. "Do you want a Sundae?" "Well you can't have one because it is only Saturday."
  2. leftovers at a chinese restaurant. "Can we have a dragon bag?" (instead of a doggie bag)
  3. At Taco bell. "Do you want the chiwauwa tacos?"
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👤︎ u/talonsting
📅︎ Oct 09 2013
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