Tibetans Puns

A list of puns related to "Tibetans"

A Tibetan bull walks into a bar, hoping to pull off a swindle.

The bartender looks at him and says, “You must be here for a cognac.”

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👤︎ u/Shu-di
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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What did the Tibetan Monk say when he saw Jesus in a tub of margarine?

"I can't believe it's not Buddha."

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👤︎ u/mayorodoyle
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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What's it called when a Tibetan monk wants to kill a colleague, but needs spiritual preparation first?

A premeditated murder

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👤︎ u/BrotherTausil
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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Which city are Tibetan monks not particularly fond of?

Budapest

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👤︎ u/Obsidian_Revenger
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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What's a Tibetan Monk's favorite toy?

A dolly llama.

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ Aug 11 2019
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What do you call an aggravating Tibetan monk that just got off a fast?

Budapest, Hungary.

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👤︎ u/BadJokeBill
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then...

... you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily.

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👤︎ u/fatandsalt
📅︎ Sep 07 2018
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A zoo where all they have is one Tibetan dog...

...is a Shih Tzu.

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👤︎ u/TheSentientMeatbag
📅︎ Nov 03 2018
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What's the city in Pakistan where high Tibetan monks are judged based on their morality called?

IsLamaBad?

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👤︎ u/kamehamehaa
📅︎ Jan 17 2017
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When the horse from the Himalayas ran in the Derby, I just had to put money on it to win...

I just had a feeling he was the one Tibetan.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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How do you know when your Indian friend is getting annoying?

When you start to get Sikh of his Shi'ite

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👤︎ u/Slesheo
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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