Why did the Dalai Lama go to the casino?

Tibet.

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What’s the best thing about a Buddhist casino?

It’s free Tibet

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Why does the Dalai Lama love to play the stock market?

He loves Tibet.

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Why does the Dalai Llama go to Vegas so often?

He loves Tibet.

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I asked the President of China to make a bet with me. But he refused saying that he won't. Because as the President of China,

he is very concerned about not losing Tibet.

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Did you hear about the buddhist monk with a huge gambling problem?

He likes Tibet

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Teaching Abroad in Asia

I've been China get a job to pursue my teaching Korea but I'm willing Tibet the pay is Laos-y and I don't wan't money Thai-ing me down.

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Extreme Pun Combo

Don't wanna be Obama self. I'm just China to make you happy. Yes, my pun Israel. Norway I'm lying, Syria stuff. You guys Ghana have to Czech these puns. Okay, I think I will Finnish now. I think Alaska guy to help me out because I’m Havana hard time. You have no India how long it took me to make these puns, but I hope they'll help Sweden your day because I Canada think of one anymore. Oman, I think Iran out of ideas Irish I can think of Samoa. I think my Bahrain can’t think of one anymore but Taiwan this to continue. I want Tibet that there are better things to do now. I Belize it’s time to put an end to these puns because I’m Oslo getting Bordeaux this. African hate these puns I want Togo because I Amsterdam tired. I’m Sudan with puns now.

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to Vegas so often?

He loves Tibet!

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