Why don't cannibals ever cook noodles?
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Whatβs the opposite of a cannibal?
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︎ May 06 2021
Why don't cannibals like eating clowns?
They taste funny!
(I'll see myself out)
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Russell Crowe walks into a police station when he hears that a cannibal has devoured his wife.
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︎ May 06 2021
What is a cannibal crab having for his birthday?
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︎ May 09 2021
Cannibal:
(n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
2 cannibals start eating a fella
One starts at the head, one starts at the feet
one goes to the other - "how's it going?"
the other goes - "I'm having a ball"
first cannibal goes - "slow down, you're eating too fast"
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What do German cannibals eat at parties?
Frankfurt-ers and Hamburg-ers.
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︎ Apr 24 2021
What did the cannibal say when he walked into the bar?
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Cannibal
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Iβve been watching the John Wayne Gacy documentary series on Peacock. Really creepy and fascinating. Surprisingly, despite being a cannibal murderer, he was a stickler for etiquette.
Anyone who arrived late to one of his dinner parties received a cold shoulder.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
A cannibal in Northern Germany is arrested while grilling beef patties.
He is accused of eating both hamburgers and Hamburgers.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Do cannibals eat...
......men toes to freshen their breath?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Any cannibal will tell you ...
Everybody has different taste.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
What do you call uncooked cannibal pasta?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What type of a snack does a cannibal eat?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Why did the Cannibal cut up his victims with an icicle?
He preferred cold cuts on his sandwiches.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
What di they serve at the cannibal school?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Why did the cannibal go to the Olympics?
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︎ Feb 16 2021
What do you find in a cannibals shower?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
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︎ Oct 09 2020
I've started my new diet. It's called the Saudi Arabian cannibal diet...
You just have a Sheikh for breakfast.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
I went to one of those new cannibal themed restaurant last night...
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︎ Dec 13 2020
What does a cannibal call a gymnast?
A well balanced breakfast
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︎ Jan 02 2021
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surpriseπ€£π
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︎ Jan 25 2021
The Roman fighter showed no remorse as a cannibal. In fact...
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︎ Jan 21 2021
What fast food does a young cannibal order?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I asked a few cannibals where they got their thighs
One of them said "Thailand"
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Why did the cannibal eat the gymnast?
Because they wanted a well balanced diet.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one says to the other...
"does this taste funny to you?"
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︎ Nov 20 2020
2 cannibals
Two cannibal friends were sitting together for lunch. The one asked the other:
"Hey, i heard you and your boyfriend had a big fight last night?"
"Yes, that's right."
"So how are things between you right now?"
"Well... right now..."
The cannibal stopped to take a sip of her tea.
"Right now I'm letting him stew..."
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︎ Nov 22 2020
what song do chinese cannibals sing before dinner?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
The guy I suspect is a cannibal in the office always brings in something questionable.
Today was white chick in chili.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What did the cannibal call the curry he made using the meat of Joshua - a balding Indian man?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
What is a cannibalβs favorite dessert?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
The cannibal living next to me caught and killed a clairvoyant...
He only put her in the oven for only half an hour though.
Apparently he likes his medium rare.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What does a cannibal eat for breakfast
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Why do cannibals like people who vape?
Because they have popcorn lungs!
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︎ Oct 16 2020
What is the cannibal carpenterβs favorite measurement?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
The cannibal said to his mother, "I don't like my vegetables."
Mother says, "well, just eat your wife."
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What kind of beans do cannibals eat?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Cannibal:
(n.) Someone who is fed up with other people.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
Why donβt cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
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︎ Mar 13 2021
What was the cannibal given after he showed up late to the dinner party?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Cannibal
Someone who is fed up with people.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What happened when the cannibal showed up late to dinner?
They gave him the cold shoulder
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Why donβt cannibals eat clowns?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Why don't cannibals cook their food?
They prefer raw men.
(ramen).
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