Why don't cannibals ever cook noodles?

They prefer raw men.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
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What’s the opposite of a cannibal?

A can’tible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Westerfield
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Why don't cannibals like eating clowns?

They taste funny!

(I'll see myself out)

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Russell Crowe walks into a police station when he hears that a cannibal has devoured his wife.

I'm Gladiator he says!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berkleysquare
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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What is a cannibal crab having for his birthday?

Crab cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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Cannibal:

(n.) Someone who is fed up with people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyTuna02
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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2 cannibals start eating a fella

One starts at the head, one starts at the feet

one goes to the other - "how's it going?"

the other goes - "I'm having a ball"

first cannibal goes - "slow down, you're eating too fast"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snozzcumberbatch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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What do German cannibals eat at parties?

Frankfurt-ers and Hamburg-ers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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What did the cannibal say when he walked into the bar?

Where’s the bartender?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wild-runner
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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Cannibal
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I’ve been watching the John Wayne Gacy documentary series on Peacock. Really creepy and fascinating. Surprisingly, despite being a cannibal murderer, he was a stickler for etiquette.

Anyone who arrived late to one of his dinner parties received a cold shoulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jalfredproofrock
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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A cannibal in Northern Germany is arrested while grilling beef patties.

He is accused of eating both hamburgers and Hamburgers.

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Do cannibals eat...

......men toes to freshen their breath?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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Any cannibal will tell you ...

Everybody has different taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WCBrann
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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What do you call uncooked cannibal pasta?

Raw men noodles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orderoffries32
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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What type of a snack does a cannibal eat?

Little Debbie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Audacioustrash
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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Why did the Cannibal cut up his victims with an icicle?

He preferred cold cuts on his sandwiches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sinrakettunen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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What di they serve at the cannibal school?

Stewdents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raaxen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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Why did the cannibal go to the Olympics?

He wanted fast food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirty_boris
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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What do you find in a cannibals shower?

Head and shoulders

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Flush!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllSaintOx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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I've started my new diet. It's called the Saudi Arabian cannibal diet...

You just have a Sheikh for breakfast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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I went to one of those new cannibal themed restaurant last night...

It was $50 per head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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What does a cannibal call a gymnast?

A well balanced breakfast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingsquidington
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?

A kinder surpriseπŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharkyazra
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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The Roman fighter showed no remorse as a cannibal. In fact...

He was gladiator

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What fast food does a young cannibal order?

A kids meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a-scott-s-tot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I asked a few cannibals where they got their thighs

One of them said "Thailand"

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Why did the cannibal eat the gymnast?

Because they wanted a well balanced diet.

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two cannibals are eating a clown, when one says to the other...

"does this taste funny to you?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weendul
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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2 cannibals

Two cannibal friends were sitting together for lunch. The one asked the other:

"Hey, i heard you and your boyfriend had a big fight last night?"

"Yes, that's right."

"So how are things between you right now?"

"Well... right now..."

The cannibal stopped to take a sip of her tea.

"Right now I'm letting him stew..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yuxayilan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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what song do chinese cannibals sing before dinner?

We will wok you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pretlik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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The guy I suspect is a cannibal in the office always brings in something questionable.

Today was white chick in chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TitFartFerguson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What did the cannibal call the curry he made using the meat of Joshua - a balding Indian man?

Rogaine Josh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celebrationrock
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What is a cannibal’s favorite dessert?

Lady fingers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hungry-Hippo_3124
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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The cannibal living next to me caught and killed a clairvoyant...

He only put her in the oven for only half an hour though.

Apparently he likes his medium rare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What does a cannibal eat for breakfast

Toes-t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djgw88
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Why do cannibals like people who vape?

Because they have popcorn lungs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScarletWoods
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What is the cannibal carpenter’s favorite measurement?

8 feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SholcCTR
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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The cannibal said to his mother, "I don't like my vegetables."

Mother says, "well, just eat your wife."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrewciferCDXX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What kind of beans do cannibals eat?

Human beans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Cannibal:

(n.) Someone who is fed up with other people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyTuna02
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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What was the cannibal given after he showed up late to the dinner party?

The cold shoulder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onemangang15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Cannibal

Someone who is fed up with people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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What happened when the cannibal showed up late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScatteredPayback
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Why don't cannibals cook their food?

They prefer raw men.

(ramen).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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