Why don't cannibals ever cook noodles?
What’s the opposite of a cannibal?
Why don't cannibals like eating clowns?
They taste funny!
(I'll see myself out)
Russell Crowe walks into a police station when he hears that a cannibal has devoured his wife.
What is a cannibal crab having for his birthday?
(n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
2 cannibals start eating a fella
One starts at the head, one starts at the feet
one goes to the other - "how's it going?"
the other goes - "I'm having a ball"
first cannibal goes - "slow down, you're eating too fast"
What do German cannibals eat at parties?
Frankfurt-ers and Hamburg-ers.
What did the cannibal say when he walked into the bar?
I’ve been watching the John Wayne Gacy documentary series on Peacock. Really creepy and fascinating. Surprisingly, despite being a cannibal murderer, he was a stickler for etiquette.
Anyone who arrived late to one of his dinner parties received a cold shoulder.
A cannibal in Northern Germany is arrested while grilling beef patties.
He is accused of eating both hamburgers and Hamburgers.
Do cannibals eat...
......men toes to freshen their breath?
Any cannibal will tell you ...
Everybody has different taste.
What do you call uncooked cannibal pasta?
What type of a snack does a cannibal eat?
Why did the Cannibal cut up his victims with an icicle?
He preferred cold cuts on his sandwiches.
What di they serve at the cannibal school?
Why did the cannibal go to the Olympics?
What do you find in a cannibals shower?
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
I've started my new diet. It's called the Saudi Arabian cannibal diet...
You just have a Sheikh for breakfast.
I went to one of those new cannibal themed restaurant last night...
What does a cannibal call a gymnast?
A well balanced breakfast
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
The Roman fighter showed no remorse as a cannibal. In fact...
What fast food does a young cannibal order?
I asked a few cannibals where they got their thighs
One of them said "Thailand"
Why did the cannibal eat the gymnast?
Because they wanted a well balanced diet.
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one says to the other...
"does this taste funny to you?"
Two cannibal friends were sitting together for lunch. The one asked the other:
"Hey, i heard you and your boyfriend had a big fight last night?"
"Yes, that's right."
"So how are things between you right now?"
"Well... right now..."
The cannibal stopped to take a sip of her tea.
"Right now I'm letting him stew..."
what song do chinese cannibals sing before dinner?
The guy I suspect is a cannibal in the office always brings in something questionable.
Today was white chick in chili.
What did the cannibal call the curry he made using the meat of Joshua - a balding Indian man?
What is a cannibal’s favorite dessert?
The cannibal living next to me caught and killed a clairvoyant...
He only put her in the oven for only half an hour though.
Apparently he likes his medium rare.
What does a cannibal eat for breakfast
Why do cannibals like people who vape?
Because they have popcorn lungs!
What is the cannibal carpenter’s favorite measurement?
The cannibal said to his mother, "I don't like my vegetables."
Mother says, "well, just eat your wife."
What kind of beans do cannibals eat?
(n.) Someone who is fed up with other people.
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
What was the cannibal given after he showed up late to the dinner party?
Someone who is fed up with people.
What happened when the cannibal showed up late to dinner?
They gave him the cold shoulder
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Why don't cannibals cook their food?
They prefer raw men.